Nick’s plant is already dying. Frankly, we’re not super shocked, but Emily has some words about Nick’s treatment of the poor thing. At first, it sounds like Nick isn’t necessarily doing anything wrong, but wait till you hear about his watering habits.
Nick’s been a plant guy for basically a week and his corn plant is already looking rough. Is it because he’s giving it Austin water? Good thing Home Depot let’s you return dead plants. pic.twitter.com/TMUyRoOhdp
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 13, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/nick-is-killing-his-plants
Summer PSA
Don’t wear flip-flops and drive! Emily wants to warn all of you out there if you are going to take a dip in Barton Springs, it is better to drive barefoot than with your toe thongs. Emily and her boyfriend got rear-ended by a driver who did just that. This is your warning!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/summer-psa
Burning Question: 30% Smarter, or 90% Hotter?
In today’s Morning X Burning question, a most pondering mathematical conundrum has befallen us. To what would be of comparative advantage, a 90% increase in conventional attractiveness, or a 30% increase in the efficiency of one’s mental faculties? Writing that sentence was not fun, maybe Nick has a point in his choosing of attractiveness over smarts. Most of our listeners chose smarts over looks, why do you think that is? Let us know on Twitter @101xMorningx!
Would you rather be 30% smarter or 90% more attractive? #MorningXBurningQuestion
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 12, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/morning-x-burning-question-smarter-or-more-attract
Elephant Yoga
In today’s Don’t Nick My News, Emily has found a story about elephants doing yoga in Houston. Nick, a vocal advocate for yoga, is surely going to fail in his downplaying of this one, right? …right?
@chroncom This elephants crow pose is better than ours 😳 #yoga #yogi #elephant #zoo
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dont-nick-my-news-elephant-yoga
Also, a bonus video of Nick attempting a handstand! Viewer discretion is advised.
Here is Nick’s attempt at doing a headstand and a handstand to overshadow the elephants at @houstonzoo 🧘🐘 pic.twitter.com/RnFnvgwIr8
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 13, 2023
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