In today’s edition of Don’t Nick My News, the world record for the most Jell-O shots ordered was recently broken by LSU for the College World Series. Todd Graves of Raising Canes helped to break the record by contributing 6,000 shots to the 24,000+ Jell-O shots needed to win a local bar’s contest. Emily thought the story was nice, and Nick saw it as some rich chicken man ruining the contest for everyone with his boatload of sauce and tender cash. (also, Emily leaks the recipe for Canes’ famous sauce)
The more games @LSUbaseball plays the weirder this thing gets…and we love it! #cws2023 #RoccosOmaha pic.twitter.com/mrRw3HxMBH
— CWS Jello Shot Challenge (@CWSShotBoard) June 21, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dont-nick-my-news-canes-jell-o-shots
Emily’s Review of No Hard Feelings
Jennifer Lawrence’s newest movie No Hard Feelings is, drawing from the opinion of 94% of Rotten Tomatoes reviewers and from our very own Emily, Good! Emily had the opportunity to watch an early screening of the movie and gave her full review on today’s show. TLDR: if you miss those 2000s raunchy rom-com movies, then this is for you!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emilys-no-hard-feelings-review
Nick is Being Tracked by CNN!
CNN has recently taken the initiative to help curve Nick’s health for the better, and he’s pissed! Seems like the news outlet has been listening to him and keeps pushing news stories about how he is going to die. He’s a grown man with a job that requires him to wake up at 4 in the morning, it’s hard to take care of yourself when you live that kind of lifestyle! Why is not enough sleep bad for you, but too much is also bad for you? Moderation? Now they’re just making up words.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/cnn-is-watching-nick
Burning Question: Which Weird Rich Person Thing?
In today’s burning question, the Titanic is still lost. That likely did not surprise you, but what might surprise you is that the Titanic tour vessel, the Titan, is still lost. This inspired today’s burning question, which are you least likely to attempt? A 250 thousand-dollar ocean excursion, a million-dollar Elon Musk rocket ride, or buying a house in Austin? Currently, buying a house in Austin isn’t winning because people don’t know how comedy works.
What rich person activity are you LEAST likely to attempt? #MorningXBurningQuestion
A: Going to the ocean floor in a sub
B: Going into space on an Elon Musk rocket
C: Buying a house in Austin— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) June 21, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/titanic-the-oceangate
Nine Inch Nails and Dua Lipa Collab?
Another one of Nick’s idols recently fell from his good graces after saying that a Dua Lipa song made him emotional. Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails said the song made him cry, specifically the line “My sugarboo, I’m levitating…” Trent went on to clarify it was the composition of the song that he found so compelling, but that’s not enough to save him from the contrarian wrath of Nick.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/trent-reznor-and-dua-lipa
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