Nick thinks he is up for the challenge. After Emily claimed that he is “too weak” to date an OnlyFans girl, Nick has taken it as a personal insult and is ready to prove his manly might. Unfortunately for him, Emily has prepared a list of all the possible deal breakers that he will have to accept.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/can-nick-date-an-onlyfans-girl
Emily’s Mom Is PISSED About Twitter/X!
We’ve been complaining about Elon Musk for the past year now, and apparently, Emily’s mom has recently hopped on that bandwagon! Yesterday, she sent Emily a very angry text about the platform. She doesn’t have an profile, but still likes to look at other people’s pages, but now that Twitter is X, she can’t do so without signing up! …Wait, she likes to lurk other people’s accounts? That’s… That’s a bit weird, right?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emilys-mom-is-beefing-with-elon-musk
If I Wasn’t So Nice: Emily Attacks a Service Worker
In today’s If I Wasn’t So Nice, Emily accidentally ordered a pizza with only arugula on it, which was bad enough as is, but the entirely unnecessary punch to the gut was the waiter’s judgement. Did this simple ordering mistake waste any of HIS time? No! If anything, it’s less work for them!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/if-i-wasnt-so-nice-rabbit-food-pizza
Intern Zane’s Last Day
Today is the last day of Intern Zane’s time with us, and he’s prepared a segment for us today! Thing is, he’s only cleared it with Emily, so Nick has no idea what Zane is up to. What do these two have planned?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/intern-zanes-last-day
TMNT: An April To Remember
The Ninja Turtles movie is HERE! Nick has been preparing Emily for the upcoming film, and she has not been taking to it well. Today, Nick prepared his lecture based on the strong independent woman of the cast, April O’Neil!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/tmnt
Teacher Amazon Wishlists!
If you’re a teacher in the Austin area, we want to help you out! And if you’re the friend of a teacher in the Austin area, we want to help you help them out! Head to this link and drop a reply with where they teach, what they teach, why they’re the best, and their amazon wishlist to be featured!
Tater Tot’s Obituary
The special needs cat we covered on last week’s Don’t Nick My News died yesterday. Tater tot’s caretaker cited that he was showing signs of pneumonia and an enlarged heart before he died… Died of an enlarged heart, he really was too good for this world.
RIP to this little tot… we are here for all of you mourning Spudbuds 💗 https://t.co/Cd0XRUWtfF
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) August 3, 2023
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