Away With Frozen Cuisine

Deb vomited in the sink last night, and it was so bad she couldn’t make it to the toilet. She knew she threw up her dinner as soon as it happened. This same reaction from a frozen meal has happened after shopping at the same store before, but with her San Antonio Guy out of town on call she just wanted something easy to cook for herself. This time, Deb strayed away from the Indian cuisine, but when she originally took her meal out of the packed it already looked a bit mushed with a few frozen bits. After how she felt last night, although the meal wasn’t the same brand, she knew it must have been the store or maybe the temperature of their refrigerators. Deb doesn’t want to stir up any trouble, but now that this has happened twice should she alert the store?

THAT GUY

Sucks At E-mail Guy, don’t be That Guy. Public service announcement, blind copying is a weak move, and most of Jason’s e-mail beefs revolve around fantasy football. This time of the year is crunch time for many fantasy football leagues, but this pertains specifically to the league where Jason’s friend Kenny, Mount Rushmore of That Guy, is commissioner. Jason considers himself to be a “Warrior for Fantasy Football justice”, better known as “shadow commissioner” by his friends. Any time the commissioner attempts to instill an obscure ruling, Jason comes to “the leagues rescue”, but it turns out everyone has had enough. In attempt to limit Jason’s shadowing, Kenny started blind copying the group on he and Jason’s conversation, but of course the plan to limit Jason was soiled bad by e-mailing practices. Sucks At E-mail Guy, the fantasy football season has barely started, so expect more e-mails to be sent, don’t be that guy. 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Plums Ice Cream & Sandwich Shop in Richmond Hill, GA to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they sold ice cream sandwiches, but turns out Plums only has sweet ice cream or savory sandwich options. Plums Ice Cream & Sandwich Shop even had vegetarian options for Deb, but they were all out of love because Deb got butt-slammed.

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s movie trivia on the 6AM podcast.

Don’t Butt hurt Me Bro- Today’s decider was Brian from IT. Listen to today’s Butthurt Game on the 7AM podcast.

Does Deb Know Stuff- Play along and listen to today’s Tom Cruise trivia.

NEWS

Disney plans to offer a streaming bundle of Disney Plus, ESPN Plus and Hulu.

WalletHub ranks the most pet-friendly cities of 2019.

Austin officials advise keeping pets out of Lady Bird Lake following the recent deaths of two dogs.

German officers recently responded to complaints of a late-night noise disturbance near a school to discover two noisy hedgehogs having sex was what was keeping them up all night. 

SPORTS

Ezekiel Elliott is reportedly threatening to sit out the 2019 season if he doesn’t receive a new contract.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s Boston-area mansion has been listed for a hefty $39.5 million.

The NCAA raises the bar for criteria of agents representing players who want to test the waters of the NBA Draft.

LeBron James’ Taco Tuesdays now features custom t-shirts for the entire family.

You know what day it is …

LeBron pulled out the custom shirts for Taco Tuesday (via @KingJames) pic.twitter.com/X4Ez6Bd0P8

— ESPN (@espn) August 7, 2019

Raiders’ Antonio Brown appeared in the season premiere of HBO’s “Hard Knocks” with a frostbite on his feet from a cryotherapy machine.