Deb has been called out for polluting the office air waves and sorry, she’s not sorry. Deb is known to bring fish and green foods for lunch, but this time she was just harmlessly warming up a kale meal. Shortly after Deb left the kitchen, the entire office received an e-mail calling out a smelly food offender and turns out, it was Deb O’Keefe. To note, Deb didn’t even bring fish or curry, so she didn’t think her food would cause so much distress. This guy isn’t even a chronic mass e-mail offender, but Deb’s kale apparently smelled so appalling he was compelled to confront the culprit. Now we know how Deb feels about meat juice in the airwaves. #sorrynotsorry
#itwasme and it was actually kale! https://t.co/xEisbcAjfO
— Deb O’Keefe (@DebOKeefe) June 28, 2019
DEB IS A SUBURB GIRL
Breaking news: Deb’s San Antonio Guy asked if he could wear his flip flops to revolving sushi and Deb O’Keefe allowed it! This was just step one in Deb’s weekend transformation to becoming a “Suburb Girl”, but on top of flip flops and revolving sushi, later that day they went to Costco and had highway food for dinner. Talk about a double blast of the “burb” lifestyle!
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was Hannah, and at just twenty-three years young she bought her very first house on Friday, threw two going away parties over the weekend and built a dining table with her bare hands.
Jason lightly cried at dinner with his mom to start off the weekend and later transitioned into hours of NBA free agency coverage and just “a bit” of women’s soccer. Jason also took some time to fix the broken panels on his Tesla this weekend.
We didn’t have time for Deb’s qualifying questions, but although the Dickman bought his first house at twenty-two, Hannah’s weekend was definitely mas macho.
Who had the mas macho weekend? Listener Hannah, who bought a house at 23, or Jason who lightly cried at dinner with his mom and fixed the panels in his Tesla?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) July 1, 2019
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Captain’s Ketch Seafood in Easton, MD to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked for their most pleasant smelling fish to bring to the office, but turns out you can never go wrong if the fish is fresh. Captain’s Ketch Seafood said the selection was scarce today and clearly that also applies to love because Deb got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s what is that famous literary character’s name trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Play along and listen to today’s famous fictional ducks trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
According to a new survey, the most popular breakfast food in America is cold pizza.
A woman was banned from Walmart for eating half a cake then demanding to pay half price.
Taylor Swift knocks Scooter Braun for ‘manipulative bullying’ after he acquires her music catalog.
SPORTS
Kevin Durant has reportedly signed a four-year deal with the Brooklyn Nets.
The women’s U.S. soccer team beat France two-to-one during their World Cup match.
The New York Nets, not Knicks, were big winners after the NBA free agency opening.
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