Cat On The Field!

November 8, 2019
1:42 pm
Morning X Blogs

During Monday night football this week a cat escaped onto the field during the Dallas Cowboys and New York Giants game. The cat has made such an impact on the football community that he now has a documentary. The whereabouts of the cat are still unknown but Metlife stadium said as soon as he is found they’ll take him to a vet clinic to get checked out.

C of the Week

This week Deb had to do her big duty of cleaning up all the dog duty in her yard. With two dogs the doo-doo really piles up. She finally cleaned up everything outside and then went inside to clean the kitten litter box. She got another box so each cat has their own litter box and sometimes she has to empty them twice a day! Deb was finally done cleaning up the poo inside and outside when she saw more on the doormat and the culprit was obvious… ALFIE. Just making his mom’s life harder which is why Alfie is this week’s C of the week!

Calling all Amateur Dream Doctors

Deb had a weird dream again. She needs someone to interpret this one. Deb went to bed before San Antonio guy was back from softball. She woke up in the middle of the night and SA guy still wasn’t back so in her sleepy brain she was worried he might be cheating on her. She thinks this made her subconscious have a dream in order to make SA Guy jealous. In her dream, she went to a strip club to try to apply to be a stripper. This was one of those fancy strip clubs so of course there was a shower, in the elevator. Deb came out of the elevator shower looking all sexy-like and ready for her stripper try-out! As she was on the way to find the manager a really hot guy stopped her and asked for a dance. She was explaining to him that she was on the way for her try-out and didn’t work there, yet. When she was explaining this another guy asked her for a dance and when she turned around to see who it was, it was Troy Aikman! After losing both the hot guy and Troy, she made her way to the elevator to find the manager. On that elevator, there was a bikini closet that led you to a sandy beach where the manager was doing a bikini photoshoot. He wanted Deb to join in for her try-out but then Deb woke up before she could. That dream took all kinds of weird turns so if anyone has any advice or knowledge on dream interpreting just let her know!

Mr. Ron the Buttman!