Jason, Dave B. and Jake took a trip down to San Antonio yesterday for the Spurs game and Manu Ginobili’s jersey retirement. Although Jason thought he was just heading to the game to show some support for Los Spurs, Dave B. had a matchmaking plan to set him up with a San Antonio Girl. Dave B. had actually been trying to set Jason and this San Antonio Girl up for over a year now, and after some persuasion last night they finally met. If you’re wondering how it went, Dave B. was right, she was totally in The Dickman’s league (whatever that means). She had a lot in common with Jason, and they chatted about Riot Fest and Warped Tour for a total of eight seconds. Sadly, this wasn’t a match made in heaven, but the hope is still there. Jason’s perfect San Antonio Girl match is somewhere out there.
In case you were dying for a play-by-play of Jason’s San Antonio trip for yourself, check out The Dickman’s Tales From The Road.
Due to anticipated boredom and the significantly lowered bar of what’s acceptable twitter content, I’ve decided to live tweet my trip down to San Antonio for the Spurs game and Manu Ginobili’s jersey retirement. So sit back and enjoy my tales from the road!
— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 28, 2019
Look at that beautiful Texas countryside! pic.twitter.com/ZXv25RLlhP
— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 28, 2019
Dave B has been trying to get me to meet this one “San Antonio girl” for over a year. He says we’re made for each other. Apparently it’s gonna happen tonight. I don’t know anything about her other than she is a San Antonio girl which is likely a disqualifying factor.
— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 28, 2019
These seats are only bad till you remember the Manu ceremony will include awesome Jumbotron video package. Who is eye level with Jumbotron?
Ok, still not me, but we’re fine up here. pic.twitter.com/F1Zt6xVlUE
— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 29, 2019
San Antonio girl meeting took place. @pdaveb is a horrible match maker. He didn’t even mention how famous I am, that I have a pool, drive a Tesla… Just left me to impress her with my own charms. Fucking idiot.
— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 29, 2019
@pdaveb made great time coming home. That concludes tonight’s tweet performance. Goodnight.
Radio in 4 hours 45 minutes.— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) March 29, 2019
GRAYS GRAYS GO AWAY
If you remember, several months ago Deb damaged her scalp trying to get rid of a few gray hairs. After finding out she’s allergic to pretty much everything in normal hair dye, she finally found a brand that dye’s her hair without the itching and scratching.
Check out Deb’s new freshly colored locks.
C OF THE WEEK
Dear radio station, Deb just wants to say the coffee, creamer and sweetener situation in the kitchen is bull, but the main issue Deb has is with a messy mystery employee. There’s someone who grabs a mug, two sweeteners, mixes their coffee with a fork, and just leaves the evidence laying around every morning. How does Deb know this person’s exact coffee routine? They just leave their mess and flee the scene every single morning.
First of all, if we have wooden coffee stirrers in the kitchen, why use a fork? The wooden stirrers are much better for the environment anyways. Also, is it so hard to dump those artificial sweetener packets in the trash? And how hard is it to make it into your mug? Whoever you are, who raised you? You are this week’s C Of The Week.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called The Loveless Café in Nashville, TN to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You too. Deb asked if she could stop by to pick up the makings for a romantic picnic, and they had all Deb needed, just minus the alcohol. The Loveless Café was also were fresh out of love for Deb, because she got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s guess that U.S. city based on the clue trivia on the 6AM podcast.
$7 Worth Of Hoobastank- Play along and listen to today’s Set List Game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s Manu Ginóbili trivia on the 9AM podcast.
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