DEB’S HOUSE IS DILAPIDATED
It started out with just the kitchen, but Deb’s house is in full dilapidation. The renovation has now spread to Deb’s dining room, and even to her closet! Part of the renovation has left Deb doing a full spring cleaning, and yesterday, she was left with cleaning out her closet, doing loads of laundry, and putting up the most complex closet rails ever invented. (By the way, Alfie was there but he was no help.)
Take a look at the most complicated instructions Deb has ever seen! …and Alfie was sound asleep through it all.
Having no kitchen led to having to eat out, so Deb went up the street with her friend to Plow Burger and decided to try her first wings ever! How did she like them? Deb had five and her friend had one. He was a meat eater, and he even approved. The wings were vegan, but Deb is already planning to try more flavors. Welcome to the wing world, Deb!
THAT GUY
Multiple Bing-Bongs Guy, don’t be That Guy. Normally Jason is upset about the bing-bongers who come during naps, but this time it was while he was hosting his other radio show from the closet. He was on air, so he couldn’t get up to make it to the initial ring, but about two minutes later he heard another ring! At this point, Jason figured it must be urgent, but turns out it was just a guy asking to mow his lawn. Jason already has a lawn guy, plus, how many times would he have just sit there and rang the doorbell if Jason didn’t answer? Multiple bing-bongs to mow your lawn guy, don’t be That Guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Lin’s Market in Price, UT to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had any frozen vegetarian meals, and Lin’s Market even sympathized with her for not having a kitchen. Too bad that wasn’t enough to get an I Love You Too, because Deb got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s NFL draft picks trivia on the 6AM podcast.
How Much– Play along and listen to today’s celebrity net worth game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s Jamie Oliver trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
Gucci is selling sneakers that purposely look dirty for nearly nine-hundred dollars.
Woodstock fifty has officially revealed its lineup.
The Sesame Street Twitter account asked which character would be best to be stuck on a deserted island with, and it led to a heated debate.
You’re stuck on a deserted island and you can pick one of these Sesame Street friends to come with you. Who are you picking and why?
