You’re Car Looks Kinda Dirty Guy, don’t be that guy. Believe it or not, not everybody is aware that Jason is a Tesla guy now. He ran into one such person last week at softball and their first reaction was, “Looks kinda dirty”. Jason will admit it has accumulated a fair amount of dirt since he got it, but it is a known issue and he does not need it pointed out to him. Also, 2019 has been extremely rainy so far and he is just trying to be efficient with his washing schedule. So remember dear listener, if you run into Jason when he’s out and about in his Tesla, you’re supposed to praise him for reducing his carbon footprint, not point out how dirty his car is.
Water In The Frame
Speaking of fancy cars, we also got an update today about Producer Nick’s new car. Spoiler alert: nothing is wrong with it, but Nick was slightly freaking out because he thought there might be an issue. A few weeks back he kept hearing the sound of rushing water whenever he was accelerating or breaking. You’ll have to check out the podcast for the exact reasoning, but basically, Nick thought water had somehow gotten into the frame of his car. Luckily, he figured out that it was a bottle of mouth wash that he kept in the car for emergencies causing the water sounds before he actually had to explain all of this to a mechanic. But if you’ve ever fallen for the old blinker fluid joke, at least it wasn’t water in your car frame.
I Love You Call
Today, Deb decided to use her I Love You Call to help out Jason by calling a car wash to see if they had a annual car wash club he could join to keep his Tesla nice and shiny. We tried Team Blue Hand Car Wash & Detail in Florida to see if they had a decent membership package. Which they of course did. Unfortunately the one service they didn’t seem to offer was returning Deb’s I Love You, leaving her buttslammed and with a dirty car.
Leave Fred Durst Alone
Staind front man Aaron Lewis recently jumped to the defense of Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst, after an audience member shouted out that Durst was an a**hole. Lewis said Durst gave Dalai Lama-level advice and was integral to the success of Staind. So counting Jason, that makes two people in the Durst Defenders Club.
Take That Trolls!
Recent examples include Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel.
Florida Man Never Disappoints
A man in Palm Beach Florida stole a collection of rare coins totaling $350,000 in value, and appears to have dumped most of them into the Coinstar machine at his local supermarket.
