Deb may just have to break up with her San Antonio Guy. She hasn’t yet seen it in person, but he told her he’ll be soon letting his toes free because he is a flip flop guy in the summertime. With jeans, out to dinner, you name it. Deb’s San Antonio Guy is an all-time flop offender. As a fashionista, Deb has a strong flip flops at the lake or pool only policy, and now she is in jeopardy of damaging that reputation. Maybe Deb can shame him out of debuting his man sandals in public? The clock is ticking, and San Antonio Guy in flip flops season is right around the corner.
DEB’S DIARY
Dear Diary, Deb accidently watched a bit of The Bachelor yesterday, and thinks that new guy is a real wuss. In this case, Deb understood why her San Antonio Guy prefers to be on his phone when she selects those kind of reality shows. The ex-professional football player twenty-seven year old virgin card is entertaining and all, but that guy is just a big crybaby.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Miami Tape Inc. in Miami, FL to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they could transfer a coworker’s VHS with adult material on to a DVD, and turns out Miami Tape even has a special X-rated video guy. Apparently this was a common thing, and even though Deb apologized for what they might see, Miami Tape had no love for Deb and she got a “same here”. That’s kind of like a U2 right?
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s sacred animals trivia on the 6AM podcast.
I’ll Have What She Is Having– Play along and listen to today’s TV Guide Game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s top selling VHS tapes of all time trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
‘The Punisher’ and ‘Jessica Jones’ have been canceled by Netflix.
Urban Outfitters is selling sets of five used VHS tapes for forty dollars.
A YouTube channel has gone viral for creating Whopper Ice Cream using real chunks from a Burger King Whopper.
SPORTS
Colin Kaepernick reaches a settlement in his national anthem kneeling collusion case against the NFL.
The Cowboys didn’t pick up Terrance Williams, making him a free agent.
PGA Tour golfers are now allowed to wear shorts in practice rounds.
The @PGATOUR just announced that shorts are allowed for pro-am and practice rounds. Word is they saw my Insta-structionals in shorts and felt this move needed to happen. Well played, Sir. Well played!
