Dear advertising executives, Jason has a few tips about how to do your job.
Occasionally Jason thinks about a career in advertising, and he’s not claiming he is a pro or anything but supposedly years of radio makes him more qualified than the ‘ad execs’.
The first ad atrocity Jason saw was a billboard promoting a new store location… without enough information on that new location’s address. Then, while he was online shopping for cheap t’s at Target, the men in the ads looked more ‘big and frumpy’ than big and tall. Deb loves the idea of seeing more realistic looking models, but as Jason explained man boobs don’t sell, John Cena does.
What do you think?
Jason thinks @target’s big and tall models are too much on the big side and not enough on the tall side? Is he on to something or just projecting? pic.twitter.com/RaoDR5F5jY
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) January 24, 2019
DEB HAS A DQA
For today’s segment of ask the radio, Deb needed some help with her Macbook. For some reason, the sound buttons on her keyboard wouldn’t work, and turns out the issue was with her AirPlay. Although earlier in the week new producer Imari helped Deb fix the volume keys, now she can’t get her laptop to stop connecting to the old guy station next door. As a last effort, Deb decided to take Jason’s expert advice and “just reboot the computer” and lo and behold the issue was fixed. Just remember, this was a DQA so no laughing at Deb for a just reboot laptop fix.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Promo T-Shirts in Union, NJ to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked for a customized big and tall-sized shirt for her friend’s birthday, and Promo T-Shirts had all of the designs figured out. After all that bonding over big ginger head t-shirts and John Cena’s abs, Promo T-Shirts didn’t have any love for Deb today, and she was butslammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s science you should have learned in school trivia.
Don’t Butt Hurt Me Bro- Better known as thou shall not get butt hurt! Listen to today’s special edition of the Butt Hurt game featuring Father Dawn.
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Play along and listen to today’s banned Super Bowl ads trivia.
NEWS
With the debut of their new cheesy bacon fries, McDonald’s is offering an hour long promotion featuring a free side of bacon.
A new survey asked people what twenty-five perks they’d want most from their job.
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ director Bryan Singer faces new allegations of rape and sexual assult.
SPORTS
Here are the most ridiculous early prop bets for Super Bowl LIII.
A Cannabis company says CBS won’t air its Super Bowl ad.
