Airplane Beef

Jason swore he would never fly again, and we’re back with another story from the Dickman about how airplanes suck. When Jason bought his American Airlines ticket he had the option to pay for an assigned seat, but instead he declined the upcharge and decided to leave it up to fate. Well, fate assigned him to the middle seat, so he paid the whopping eighteen dollar fee for an aisle seat.

American Airlines strike one, list the terminals correctly so Jason doesn’t have to hike across the airport just to be on time for his flight. He even planned ample time to arrive! Strike two, even after paying for an aisle seat upgrade, Jason was still asked to move.

Dear American Airlines- Jason will never fly your airline again. So he says.

With all of Jason’s airplane gripe, we also took to Twitter to settle a dispute. 

Speaking of airplanes, what do you think? Are planes normally too hot or too cold? ✈️

— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) January 22, 2019

DEB’S DIARY

Dear Diary,

Jason and Producer Nick were so busy bickering this morning they didn’t even notice the scratches all over Deb’s face. Over the weekend Deb was trying to check George’s eye and he bit Deb in the face! George usually likes to play a bit rough, but this time he wasn’t playing and the bite was definitely serious. Deb may have a slight problem on her hands, because George O’Keefe is getting a little mean.

He’s always been a feisty one, but maybe rough housing with Alfie has turned him this way. Calling all feisty cat owners out there- Deb needs some advice to softening George up.