As the Dickman self-proclaimed, this is one of the greatest DQA’s he has ever had. This question perfectly bodies the purpose of Dumb Question Amnesty. If you don’t remember the rules, Deb invented DQA’s, and this is the only way you can ask a question you’re too embarrassed to Google, and no one can laugh. Jason’s fourteen year late DQA: What happens with Ross?
Yesterday when Jason came home from work, he laid down for his afternoon nap and Friends was on the TV. Apparently Friends being on the TV was baseball’s fault, but after hanging in there for an episode and a half, Jason declared the sitcom is actually “Okay”. The episodes Jason was watching were about one of Ross and Rachel’s many breakups. After Ross’s inability to get over Rachel, and her desire to see other people, Jason wondered what happens to the troubled couple.
Spoiler alert, since Jason doesn’t plan on watching all ten seasons of Friends, we took to the listeners and Nickapedia. In case you too want to know how the series ends, just like most classic in-studio audience sitcoms, Ross and Rachel have a kid together and live happily ever after.
C OF THE WEEK
Every Friday Deb picks out someone or something to be her C Of The Week. Sometimes it’s a jovial C and sometimes it’s a legitimate C.
Yesterday, Deb was responding to messages from people offering her wishes of wellness, love and health to Blue, and she came across so many other people who have lost their dogs to cancer. You may know by now that Blue had his leg amputated due to bone cancer. As Deb has questioned before, why does this happen to dogs if they don’t smoke or control their health? Is it something in their genes?
For everyone else who is suffering with pets being sick, or if you yourself are fighting cancer, #f***cancer. Deb has had enough, and that’s why you are this week’s C Of The Week.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Fat Tire Tours, a sightseeing tour agency in Washington, D.C to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked Fat Tire Tours about the price to rent bikes or go on a tour. After hearing the list of varied bike rides and prices for a family of eight, Deb expressed that she loved bikes and that the sunset tour sounds lovely. Too bad Fat Tire Tours didn’t share the same affinity as Deb for bikes. They had no love for Deb today and she got butt-slammed.
Today’s I Love You Call made us reminisce all the times Jason has been around bikes. Below is the picture Deb was talking about of the duo at Mellow Johny’s.
While we’re talking a walk down memory lane, check out this YouTube video of Jason breaking a kid’s bike.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s magic words trivia.
You AutoComplete Me- Play along and listen to today’s Google Game.
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s football friends trivia.
NEWS
The Mega Millions jackpot has jumped to nine-hundred and seventy million dollars and the Powerball is at four-hundred and thirty million, MattressAdvisor surveyed the most popular fast food chains for late-night munchies and Taco Bell came in first place, and Forbes released the most loved of the world’s one-hundred highest-paid entertainers.
The top most-liked entertainers included The Rock, Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Paul McCartney and Adam Sandler. The bottom of the list included Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Kim Kardashian West and Howard Stern.
SPORTS
The Dallas Cowboys’ Terrance Williams is suspended for three games for substance abuse, and Arnold Schwarzenegger welcomed LeBron James to Los Angeles and tells him to make the Lakers great again. Jason and Dennis de la Peña discussed the Houston Astros’ loss to the Boston Red Sox in the MLB World Series.
Good luck, @KingJames and all of the @Lakers. I’ll be cheering for you tonight and all season. #thereisnomagicpill pic.twitter.com/IOGWptY1Ay
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) October 18, 2018
Photo Credit: Getty Images
