For two nights in a row now, Jason has dreamt about Blue. The other dream Jason had was silly, but this one was just weird. Jason usually doesn’t remember his dreams, but when he takes medication like he did last night, he usually has a better memory the next day. Yesterday he dreamed Blue moved into the studio, and in his latest dream he and Blue were co workers at a pager store.
Also in this imaginary pager store, Blue was the top salesman so he was awarded a free month stay at a boat house. Jason was crashing with Blue boy for the month, so towards the end of their stay they decided to throw a rager and the next day people were passed out all over the place. At the end of the dream, Jason goes to the bathroom to find his former roommate sleeping in a full tub of water and when he woke him up he says, “I think I have a broken leg”. The end.
Maybe Jason is just worried about Blue’s health, or this could be a sign that something is up with his former roommate? We don’t quite understand Jason’s recent dreams of Blue, but we hope you can make some sense of this.
ACL FEST SUCKS GUY, DON’T BE THAT GUY
All this week, Jason has encountered a handful of people just openly complaining about ACL.
From over-hearing an employee to a friend’s complaints at the festival, he understands transportation entering and exiting the festival can sometimes be a pain, but it’s a cool thing we have in this town, so why complain?
Deb also agreed that the festival brings people from all over into Austin. This weekend while she was out, she even met some guys that came all the way from Spain for the festival.
Austin is becoming a cool destination and there was a Beatle here, so ACL Fest Sucks Guy, Don’t Be That Guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Get Go Kitchen convenience store in Pittsburg, PA to see if Deb could get them to say I love you too. Following the toilet paper talk during Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick, Deb asked if they sold two-ply toilet paper. She explained that her “kids” had the runs, used up all of their other toilet paper and won’t use anything else. Although Deb’s story was charming, Get Go Kitchen had no love for Deb nor her choosy kids.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick – Today’s game ended in a double tie breaker! Listen and play along with today’s brand slogan trivia.
I’ll Have What She Is Having- Listen and play along with today’s TV Guide Game.
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s Dez Bryant trivia.
NEWS
In Chesapeake Virginia, anyone over the age of twelve who goes trick or treating could be charged with a misdemeanor, Bill Cosby did not get smacked in the face with a chicken patty, and James Gunn will write and possibly direct DC’s ‘Suicide Squad 2’ after being fired from Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’.
SPORTS
The Boston Red Sox beat the New York Yankees and will advance to face the Houston Astros, Jerry Jones tells the Cowboys’ flagship radio network that the team has not had a number one receiver in “several years”, and the Cavaliers turned LeBron James’ old locker into a towel closet, and the Old 97’s will headline Longhorn City Limits this weekend.
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