The Universe Has Punished Jason’s AC

July 25, 2018
4:17 pm
Morning X Blogs

(PHOTO CREDIT: SHUTTERSTOCK)

Jason’s AC has completely stop working now, but he doesn’t want us to feel bad for him. If you have been following along, Jason’s AC stopped working during his vacation to the valley about a month ago. Since then, he is on AC repair man number four and his AC is still not fixed. This repair man realized Jason’s damper was installed backwards, so someone else is going to have to fix that. Jason’s AC had been working fine before the repair arrived, but right after his diagnostic the temperature slowly began to rise and Jason had to live in an eighty-five degree home during the hottest day of the year. Jason thinks he is just being punished by the universe and that he deserves this because two days before he saw a retweet from 101X about Austin Pets Alive asking for donations or ice to cool off the pets in the shelter and he did nothing. He did consider donating a “steep” two-hundred and fifty dollars, or a lower amount, but instead he just retweeted the post and one day later, Jason’s AC starting having AC issues again. Dear universe, we think Jason gets the message.

THAT GUY

Today’s That Guy was talks crap behind your back and isn’t even apologetic guy. Don’t be that guy. On the way out of the studio after yesterday’s show, Jason opened the door and heard Producer Nick from the hall say, “ let me tell you another think about this guy”, referring to Jason. As Jason walked by Nick’s office to confront him and let him know he was listening, Nick just responded back, “I know”, and the entire room burst into laughter. Jason thought he heard Nick holding court amongst Deb, new producer Imari and the intern without him. The worst part about that guy for Jason wasn’t that Nick was holding an alleged roast session behind his back, but that he knew Jason was listening in. Deb and new producer Imari set the record straight that Nick was just trolling Jason and clearly, it worked.

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Crazy Good Donuts And Ice Cream in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Deb started the conversation by asking for a vegan ice cream alternative for an office party and Crazy Good Donuts And Ice Cream wasn’t too sure about any vegan ice cream options but they did recommend some vegetarian pastries. They seemed like they would be able to help pick out something good for Deb, but they weren’t able to say I love you too and Deb got butt slammed.

#WBWWD

Every Wednesday we take a look at old twitter gems from Dickman’s past.

@JasonAndDeb 0RTs 0❤s #WBWWD would you go back to dial up speed for 76°? https://t.co/R5RNOGMyuJ

— Dave B (@pdaveb) July 25, 2018

@JasonAndDeb 0RTs 0❤s #WBWWD https://t.co/yZj71kB2ni

— Dave B (@pdaveb) July 25, 2018

@JasonAndDeb 1RTs 0❤s#WBWWD
Also the most common review left on Jason’s Tinder. https://t.co/E9ejdazGkc

— Dave B (@pdaveb) July 25, 2018

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick – Neither Jason nor today’s listener was able to get a single question right from today’s show. Play along to see if you could have outsmarted the Dickman in this morning’s “Animals That Start With The Letter I” trivia.