Check Out Deb’s FODMAP

July 18, 2018
4:23 pm
Morning X Blogs

Evidently, Deb hasn’t been feeling so well. After having bronchitis that led to more illnesses, Deb went to the doctors to get everything checked out. During her appointment, she brought up her stomach and just thought she may have a food allergy. Turns out, she may have issues with something called FODMAP foods. Even though Deb eats clean, she still experiences stomach pains on a regular basis. No, she does not have IBS, but apparently, FODMAP is a list of food that certain people cannot digest. Unfortunately for Deb, her favorite foods are amongst that list and it also limits her vegetarian options. Jason thinks doctors are recommending Deb to get in the chicken and steak game, but Deb is just hoping the guide will help her avoid her former diet pains and bloating.

THAT GUY

Today’s That Guy was, ‘Hey look at me, I just had a baby’ guy. We’re pretty sure we can talk about this publicly, but Jason’s friend Kenny is now a father. Jason made Kenny ‘That Guy’, because he feels pressure to do something since his best friend has a kid now. This isn’t his first friend to have a child, but there is a possibility Kenny could become Jason’s first friend to have a baby and not abandon his friendship. Deb recommended Jason should pay homage to the new born, but Jason doesn’t want to have to plan the meet and greet his self. Will ‘I just had a baby’ guy continue to have the Dickman in his life?

Skip to the 30 minute mark of the 7am Hour podcast for the full story.

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Fifth Wheel family diner in Cleveland, Ohio. Deb just wanted to come in for a classic American diner experience with waitresses on skates, pancakes and hash browns, but the only thing Fifth Wheel could offer Deb was some grits and lunch at the counter. Deb was expecting some love, good ol’ apple pie and a grumpy cook in a back but unfortunately they were out of all of the above, which included no love for deb today.

#WBWWD

Every Wednesday we take a look at old tweets from Dickman’s past. Today’s trade edition #WBWWD featured tweets about trading things.

You may question my uncling, but I will trade my nephew’s soul for a Texas win tonight http://t.co/YZnwg8uA

— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) November 25, 2011

Will trade #aclfest passes for porta potty sex. All offers considered. RT if interested.

— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) October 2, 2015

@mrbobbybones I’ll trade @DebOKeefe to you for Sack Lunch and a Katy Perry CD. Deal?

— Jason Dick (@jasondick101x) July 19, 2012

@JasonAndDeb 1RT 9❤s. Under appreciated tweet. Been a while since I found a good one. Just when I think I’m out the #WBWWD you reel me back in. https://t.co/YhUkns0CPV

— Dave B (@pdaveb) July 18, 2018

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick

Don’t Butt Hurt Me Bro

Does Deb Know Stuff

BACK TO SCHOOL DRIVE

This summer, Jason and Deb are partnering with Bikes for Goodness Sake to help create a lifelong memory for a child. For the last 8 years, the charity has worked with hundreds of sponsors to build and donate thousands of bikes to kids – and Jason and Deb hope to add to those numbers in 2018!

Click this link to learn more about how you can help!

NEWS

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