Deb was out sick yesterday, not feeling like she has coronavirus symptoms but wasn’t feeling good all weekend. Over the weekend Deb and San Antonio guy tried to make some Eggs Benedict, which involves making their own hollandaise sauce. If you’ve never made Hollandaise, it includes a lot of butter. Deb and San Antonio guy were outside doing yard work when Deb let out a little fart…when a little more than just a fart came out. We’ll spare you the details but you can imagine what happened. Both she and San Antonio guy were having stomach issues the rest of the day thanks to all the butter. It didn’t stop there, Deb spent Sunday evening in a panic with everything going on and her over 70-year-old mother being on a cruise. Not to mention the cruise stopped in Spain which is currently on a nationwide lockdown. Deb didn’t have the easiest time this weekend, but because of her fart issues, we can’t necessarily say that it’s going through hard times. Deb will be taking a hollandaise hiatus for the time being.
DQA
Jason needed to ask a very important question, is it possible to wash your car too much? He was told that Teslas have “soft paint” so it’s advised against washing the car frequently. Recently, Jason got the “unlimited” package at a car wash and has been going once a month to get the Tesla washed. Deb has a friend who just got a new paint job on his car and was told he needs to wash his car by hand for a while in order to not damage the paint. So, is it true? Can over-washing your car damage the paint, and what is too much when it comes to washing a car?
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News
Idris Elba has tested positive for coronavirus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is encouraging people to stay indoors.
Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together. pic.twitter.com/FRg41QehuB
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 16, 2020
Saturday Night Live is postponing production for at least 3 scheduled shows.
Sports
The Texans have acquired David Johnson and but giving up DeAndre Hopkins.
The NFL draft is still scheduled to happen.
Tom Brady is not returning to the Patriots.
