Lying-Ass Cameras

June 24, 2020
2:51 pm
Morning X Blogs

Big news! We’re now live on your radio all the way until noon. You can still get us on your smart home assistant listening box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason and Deb). Or you can just download the 101X app on your phone and stream us from there! And there’s always the good old podcast.

That Guy

Today’s That Guy was officially “Jason You Lost All This Weight, You Look Amazing, Do You Feel Great Guy”, but we mostly discussed how Jason thinks the new studio cameras are lying about his weight. So far, Jason’s biggest complaint about shedding his extra weight is that his beard looks too loose now, and he’s especially noticed it when watching our This Is Not Good Video series. Deb and Nick both seem to look like they normally do on their cameras, but apparently Jason’s has some kind of suck filter on it. We’ve included a side-by-side photo so you can judge for yourself. Oh and, don’t ask Jason if he feels better now that he’s not a GD monster, because he feels just as awesome as he did before.

We Love You

As a sign of the times, we’ve pivoted the I Love You Call from calling random business to calling your loved ones who might need an extra boost in these trying times. Today we called listener Consuela Lannister’s brother Chris who is a paramedic. While Deb was more concerned with how he was handling having to work every day with the threat of coronavirus, Jason just wanted to know how Chris would react if someone called 911 because they injured themselves by flossing their teeth to vigorously. Technically that does fall under asking him about his process, so at least Jason is remaining on brand. If you’ve got someone you think needs some extra love these days, let us know!

https://omny.fm/shows/jason-and-deb-full-show/we-love-you-consuela-lannisters-brother

You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.

Jason’s Dumbest Take

Yesterday we asked you guys to help us figure out what is Jason’s dumbest take of all time. The early nominees include:

Smells are more potent these days because there are less people going outside to smell them.
Universal Dick Time, the idea that time zones are dumb and that whatever time it is here is what time it should be everywhere.
Mothers can avoid dilapidating their breasts by only breastfeeding on one side.
He’s more handsome than _______
The Water Sun
Shreveport’s just like Vegas
NBA teams should be able to draw their own 3 point line
If you water the dirt, grass will grow.

Hit us up on Twitter if you’ve got another dumb take we’re missing.

Daily Morale Boosters

Is this the Loch Ness Monster or just a seal?

Loch Ness Monster debate sparked after mystery creature 'pictured' by tourist https://t.co/Lott1hN3Bt pic.twitter.com/xC5Vcur7qP

— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) June 23, 2020