Special Guest Friend Dave B joined us once again for some more relatable dad content. Dave recently got a vasectomy because he and his wife were done making babies, and today told us about how that presented an unforeseen conundrum. The other day Dave needed to get his sperm tested to make sure the procedure was working as intended and he was now firing blanks. His clinic is super close to his kid’s school, so Dave was forced to make a critical decision. Does he procure a sample at home and drop his kids off at school with it in the car, or does he drop the kids off and then handle his business in his car? It’s not exactly the family-friendly content Jason was looking for, but it sure did lead to an interesting discussion.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/is-it-acceptable-to-masturbate-in-your-car
Dave wasn’t one and done with the relatable dad content. We also let him stick around for a round of How Do You Like Theeese Tomatoes.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/how-do-you-like-theeese-tomatoes
Bad Weed, Bad Lobster, or Bad Wine?
Last night was rough for your man Jason Dick. All he wanted to do was try the new lobster deep dish pizza at Via313 and watch Rosamund Pike’s I Care A Lot. He may have also taken a hit off someone’s THC pen and drank some 3 week old wine. We’re not sure if it was combination everything or one singular culprit, but something put him in the wrong state of mind. Check it out and let us know what you think his mistake was.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/bad-weed-bad-lobster-or-bad-wine
Nick That Tune
Listener Corbin called it to challenge #1 Friend Nick’s musical knowledge in another round of Nick… That… Tune!!!
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/nick-that-tune-6
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Dave B makes his This Is Not Good Video debut with some *ahem* relatable dad content.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
This is probably going to be terrible, but Michael Bateman with crab arms means we’ll give it a watch.
Who doesn’t want to watch Kylie Jenner drunk order McDonald’s.
Did you expect any less from Johnson & Johnson?
J&J vaccine is rising to the occasion pic.twitter.com/yDsGg1JyQ6
— Julia Marcus, PhD, MPH (@JuliaLMarcus) March 3, 2021
And finally, you gotta respect his commitment.
https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1366491436984721412?s=20
