Recently Jason admitted to his Bumblina that he is not the best at giving 100% attention when listening to her talk. News flash, we know. Now he’s worried that she’s using that against him, and is insisting she told him things he doesn’t remember at all. Sure. It’s absolutely that he’s dating an evil genius who lies to his face with no remorse, and not that he’s constantly looking down at his phone when Bumblina is telling him her weekend plans.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/what
Why Do You Have Wet Hands?
Today we debuted a brand new game created by new friend Emily, where she go through the various dating apps and finds profiles that highlight some… interesting facts about the men of Austin. Then Jason and Nick have to try and guess what exactly these would-be suitors chose to highlight in the search for swipes. It’s a lot of fun, and one things for sure, it’s going to be a while before we run out of source material.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/whose-pickup-line-is-it-anyway
Wannabe Beer Girl
We continue to learn more and more about our new friend Emily. Today we found out why she wants to be a beer girl and how she spent her pandemic trying to develop the taste for a good sour beer. Good news for Emily, if you look up expert beer drinker in the dictionary you’ll find Jason’s picture.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-wants-to-be-a-beer-girl
Friendship Test
You’ve met a lot of Jason’s friends over the last few months, some new, some old. But today he’s closing on his Manor dirt property and he might need a friend good enough to loan him a five figure sum of money before he’s able to break ground on his Dick Compound.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/friendship-test
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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Daily Morale Boosters
Good thing Nick doesn’t have to compete with the Colorado’s governor when it comes to slinging Squeezed.com juice cleanses.
Governor Polis' super enthusiastic pitch for Colorado's vaccine sweepstakes needed an ad. So we made one on @nexton9news. pic.twitter.com/XycUlfiNwi
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) May 26, 2021
We are down for cat remixes.
And finally, this might be the most 80’s thing ever put together.
https://twitter.com/SilverAgeTV/status/1397552646551126029?s=20
