Jason brought Nick some leftover brisket chili from Franklin Barbeque this morning. They’re very proud of their meats over there, so this was over $20 worth of chili we’re talking about. But Nick was less than appreciative and refused to eat it. Is this because Nick’s an ungrateful a-hole, or is it because this chili has been in Jason’s fridge for almost two weeks now and Nick doesn’t want to food poison himself? You decide.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/whos-the-a-hole-5
That Guy
Bumblina is moving in with Jason this weekend. You’d figure Jason would just pay for movers, but guess he thinks the two of them can handle it alone. Just as long as he doesn’t turn into Can You Help Me Move Guy. Nobody wants to be friends with That Guy.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/can-you-help-me-move-guy
100 Inches of Spite
Bumblina isn’t the only one moving this weekend, Nick is also changing addresses, and he’s decided to use his newfound juice money to splurge on a new TV. Jason famously wanted to get a 100-inch TV when he moved into Affluence Hill, but had to settle for only 80. While shopping for deals, Nick discovered you can get an 88 inch TV for only a couple of grand these days. While that’s well outside his budget, it’s not impossible, but would Nick really spend several thousand dollars just to spite Jason?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/100-inches-of-spite
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
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This Is Not Good Video
If case you missed it yesterday, the list of chores Bumblito is willing to do once he moves into Affluence Hill are hilarious.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Paul Rudd got Conan with the “Mac and Me” clip one last time.
The Suicide Squad sequel is looking much better than the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiNEthYTya0
Break bones, not characters.
https://twitter.com/nathancykiert/status/1407034202160259078?s=20
In Google’s defense, she doesn’t know “his” name either.
@justjordynnaround I have a feeling Jordy thinks our Google Home is a real person… 🤔 #GoogleHome HeyGoogle!
And finally Donkey and Harmonica have a better chance of playing ACL than the Sucktones.
