The other day Jason came into work complaining about having something in his eye that was driving him crazy. Fast forward to this morning when he woke up with said eye crusted over. Sure does sound like a case of conjunctivitis for Mr. Doesn’t Put Down The Toilet Lid. But Jason seems far more concerned with whether having pink eye makes him a trash person than actually going to the doctor and curing it.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/does-jason-have-pink-eye
That Guy
Hopefully Jason gets his eye situation fixed by this weekend because he’s got big plans. He’s been invited to a birthday party for his friend’s 3-year-old. This time Jason’s only question is why? Why does a 3-year-old need a birthday party, and even more pressing, why did they have to schedule it for 9:30 in the morning? It’s like they’re begging for Uncle Dwayne to show up.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/that-guy-7
Dick Question Amnesty
Similar to Dumb Question Amnesty, this kind of DQA is for questions that aren’t too stupid to ask normally, but ones that make you come off as a dick. Normally this is Jason’s exclusive territory but this it’s Nick. Specifically, when going to a restaurant or business, do we still need to respect parking spots reserved for curbside pick up? They’re mostly unused these days and right there up front just begging to be parked in.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dick-question-amnesty
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Emily was calling her first ever Just Chillin Y’all and sadly, she made a disastrous rookie mistake. Luckily for you all, we got it all on film.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
This is obviously fake. Not because of his reaction, but the idea of anyone actually finding a PS5. Although if you do know how…
If you’ve ever wanted to see a ninja turtle kick SpongeBob’s ass, we have good news!
And finally, this is totally not what Nick spent his vacation doing, but he absolutely wishes it was.
