Lifestyles of the Rich and Not Emily

July 15, 2021
12:01 pm
Morning X Blogs

Emily’s First Time

Emily attends a party that just might be out of her price range, and begins to come to the realization that she might be a poorer than she thought. Or at least that’s how she feels surrounded by designer hand bags and a hired bartender.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emilys-first-time-3

Facebook Purging

Emily’s Facebook friend has decided to make a change, and not everyone will come out alive. After careful consideration, they have decided to purge their Facebook friend list, and only a few will survive. The long list of old friends and weird bot accounts wont be so lucky though. Will Emily make it out alive?

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/the-great-facebook-friend-list-purge

Jason’s Pink Eye Update

After days of whining and griping about his disgusting eye, and prying open his eyelids in the morning, Jason has decided to get up and go get that thing checked out. But is consulting an Online Zoom doctor the best way to go about this process? Jason isn’t so convinced

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jasons-pink-eye-update

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

This Is Not Good Video

If MTV can bring back Cribs, then so can we. Come on in and take a look at Jason’s Crib

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

Daily Morale Boosters

For the record you shouldn’t kill spiders, relocate them. They are your friends.

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