99 Bottles of Ranch Not in Nick’s Fridge

Nick angry with flames in his eyes with a bottle of ranch and an axe crossed out

Nick has many gripes on this fine Friday. He unfortunately had to redact a pizza establishment that he has remained loyal to over the years for wronging him. Nick also learns a lesson on FOMO and might need to find a new couple to bother on their axe-throwing dates.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-gattis-ranch-thruple-date-night

 

Montana Bed Debacle

Jason is going on another golfing vacation, but he’s dealing with a bit of a housing issue. Is Mr. Radio star allowed to call the master bedroom all to himself? How are sleeping arrangements supposed to work in this situation? Is it weird to start planning these things this far in advance?

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/082021-jason-montana

 

Jason’s Got Another Dumb Argument

We all know that Jason loves to argue about practically everything. Today might be one of the dumbest arguments yet. What’s his deal with not respecting public golf property? Just know that we will never let Jason drive the golf cart ever again now that we know of this information.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/082021-jasons-dumbest-argument-ever-golf-cart-emer

 

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his.  OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

 

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

 

This Is Not Good Video

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Daily Morale Boosters

If you are one of the lucky owners of an ACL pass and are vaccinated or COVID negative, good news for you! The lineup is officially here. Emily is already strategically planning her festival route to make sure that she can avoid all of the George Straight fans.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSwxe0orpI6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

Next up, in dumb Tesla owner news: man gets what he deserves for showing off. This video smells like a certain Jason Dick…

 

And finally, to quote Emily when she saw this trailer, “Is that Jared Leto? HOLY F***!”

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