While Jason has come up with creative culinary hacks before, there was a half-chicken half-talapia dish, his “famous” DP pasta with two types of protein, he’s really topped himself this time. While trying to avoid a trip to the grocery store, he stole some of Bumblito’s quesadilla supplies, he saw some ramen noodles in the pantry and was struck by a moment of inspiration. Thus the Carbadilla was born. At least, as far as Jason is concerned. Don’t bother sending him all the online recipes that already exist, he’s too busy tooting his own horn to hear your corrections.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/tales-of-gluttony
Nick Overshares
It seems Nick spent the entire day yesterday worried he was having a heart attack because of a pain in his armpit. While that can be a sign of a cardiac issue, the much more likely scenario is that he’s just got a muscle strain in his shoulder. He does have a busted rotator cuff from an old dirt bike injury that acts up sometimes, but Nick did concede that he might have aggravated things by over-doing it with a certain “repetitive activity”. No shame Nick, but maybe take a day off.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/nick-overshares
The Pole Assassin
If we told you there was a Longhorn’s coach who’s dating a stripper with a pet monkey that bit a kid on Halloween is that something… you already hit play didn’t you.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/all-monkey-no-breaks
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
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This Is Not Good Video
Every Tuesday and Thursday you can watch us live on Facebook and YouTube. Today we filmed Jason’s Tales of Gluttony so you can see the gleam in his eyes when talking about his culinary creation.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Next year Emily is totally stealing this idea
@tyaholix
Next year Nick is totally stealing this idea.
@haleynoel12 Just take one #fyp #halloween #prank #scare #scareprank #mikemyers #michaelmyers #trickortreats #viral
And finally, welcome to Purrassic Park.
