Proper Pee Procedure

December 20, 2021
1:33 pm
Morning X Blogs

While on the golf course this weekend, one of Jason’s friends sparked up a conversation about what to give their dad for Christmas. They ended up deciding on some new underwear, but apparently said dad can only wear tighty-whities because they are a “down the leg” urinator? Umm what? We weren’t aware that was even an option, but apparently it’s not as unusual as it sounds…

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/proper-pee-procedure

For the record…

What is the proper technique in terms of peeing when wearing men's brief underwear?

— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) December 20, 2021

Christmas Weed

Speaking of what to get your parents for Christmas, Nick discovered over the weekend that giving them Delta 8 gummies is not only acceptable, it’s surprisingly encouraged. Suddenly all those weird family traditions are starting to make more and more sense.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/can-you-give-your-parents-delta-8-for-christmas

How Much Masturbation Is Too Much Masturbation?

Whenever Jason has a problem he can’t handle, the first person he calls is his mom, and on Mondays we like to offer up her services to you, the listener. This week Chloe wrote in asking for Mama Dick’s advice on how to deal with a teenager who is “exploring their own body” multiple times a day.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/ask-mama-dick-4

Morning X Game Room

Did you really think we would have Alex on and NOT play a game with him? After Jason asks him for some dad advice first.

https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/morning-x-game-room-but-your-kids-are-gonna-love-i

Spoiler-Free Spider-Man Leaks

We wanted to have a spoilerific review of Spider-Man: No Way Home with Alex, but believe it or not, he still hasn’t seen it yet. So our spoiler-free review will have to do.