After countless sleepless nights, Nick finally made a $4,000 purchase on a new mattress. The new features are fancy but Emily commented that his room seemed a bit… off. Do you see what is wrong with this picture?
Before:
The issue with the picture is that there are no pictures! After Emily publicly roasted Nick for not having any art on his walls, he decided to spice up his space. No more serial-killer room for him!
After:
What do you think? It has officially become a fantasy suite so ladies, hit up Nick on Twitter @101xMorningX and rate his new set up! *insert cock joke here*
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/nicks-cock-art
It’s a Delicious Christmas Miracle!
Christmas came late for Emily this year. After years of hoping to get invited on a romantic Mozart’s Light Show date, she decided to take matters into her own hands. No… it was not a date. Emily and her friends picked what was arguably the best day to see the lights, even though Christmas was 13 days ago. If there’s free food involved, you know that Emily is happy.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emilys-christmas-miracle-pretzel
Dear Redacted
It has been a while since Nick’s last Dear Redacted. The anger and annoyance has been building for the past few weeks due to the holiday. Spider Man and the Google Fiber man, you better watch out because Nick is coming for you this time. If anyone wants to offer up Wi-Fi to Nick, he will happily take it. But not from you, Tom Holland.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-23
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
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Daily Morale Boosters
Confused about the Elmo/Rocco/The Rock Twitter beef? Don’t worry, we can catch you up. This video is where it all began.
https://twitter.com/wumbooty/status/1478193742075023365?s=20
Yes, my friend.
This Rock devours cookies.
All kinds of cookies 😈🍪
I’ll introduce you to #CheatMeals and it’ll change your life.
Tell Cookie Monster to move it over, cuz I’m coming to Sesame Street to kick ass and eat cookies.
And I’m almost all outta cookies.
~ Rock 🐂 https://t.co/BjlZciRqxU— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) January 6, 2022
Sup, nerds!? Everyone’s favorite anime Attack on Titan just released a trailer for the last season. 9 years later and we FINALLY get an end.
Now for the normal people, Ozark Season 4 will be here before you know it!
Do you think that the pope is a fan of Undertale? After this performance, there is no way that he isn’t.
And finally, since Nick won’t quit playing it, now you can also listen to Jigglypuff sing for 10 hours.
