Emily was out sick today so Jason had to step in and tells about his first time having his gray chin beards. Get well soon Emily. We clearly need you back.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jasons-first-time
Son Of The Return Of The Flying Car Segment
Just like Whataburger’s Dr Pepper milk shake it’s back! Back in the day we used to do this segment whenever there was a mild inconvenience in Jason’s life that he wanted solved by the world’s scientists. Like silent flip flops or a reverse microwave.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/the-flying-car-segment-1
Don’t Nick My News
Spoiler alert, the world is going to you-know-where in a you-know-what. That’s why every day we try to bring some positivity to your morning with a fun uplifting story about something good in the world. Unfortunately our resident curmudgeon Nick can’t help himself and has to crap all over it.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dont-nick-my-news-14
Daily Draft: Longhorn Football Legends
It’s only fourteen sleeps until the NFL Draft, and to celebrate, we’re doing a daily draft of nonsense subjects. Today we drafted the best Longhorn football players to ever put on the burnt orange. Since Emily was out, we called Dave B out of the bullpen to draft for her. Will Dave’s draft put the ass in Ass to the Ass or can he do better than a 23-year-old whose catchphrase is “Hook Em… I guess”?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/rip-spurs-and-daily-draft-longhorn-football-player
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
What do you do when you have two boring radio topics nobody gives a $#!+ about? Make them duke it out for dominance and put it on YouTube of course.
Every Tuesday and Thursday you can watch us live on Facebook and YouTube.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Apparently it’s now a scientific theory that the Loch Ness Monster is really a whale’s penis. Enjoy the ads those cookies bring you.
Back in day, travellers/explorers would draw what they saw. This is where many sea monster stories come from ie. tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water – giving belief to something more sinister lurking beneath….however, many cases it was just whale dicks. pic.twitter.com/6ZH1nJZvB1
— Prof. Michael Sweet (@DiseaseMatters) April 8, 2022
TIL TikTok Baby Namer is a real profession. Maybe the world should burn.
@whatsinababynamedoula Reply to @papilove13 #sibsets #sibset #siblingnames #babynames #babynamer #babynameconsultant #nameexpert #babynameideas #names #name #babynamedoula #whatsinababyname #doula
And finally, did we just get ripped off by a road?
Y'all must choose ONE fast Austin burger to eat for the rest of your life
Can never go to a different place, ever
Who y'all settling down with?
(Write in anything not on the list, you baby)
— Evil MoPac (@EvilMopacATX) April 13, 2022
