How early can you introduce pet names into a relationship? Emily has a friend who’s only been out with a dude twice and he’s already using the b-word… “baby.” Is that cool or creepy? If this guy is saying it the way Jason says it, we are going to lean more towards creepy.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/when-is-too-soon-to-call-someone-baby
Joke Court
Every week we take our best (worst?) jokes and challenge them in Joke Court. Are we innocent or guilty for our crimes against comedy? We’ve got a great mix of boob sweat, turds, death jokes, and inside baseball shenanigans to keep you entertained. Or so we hope.
Emily's joke about how the boob sweat business is "boobing" instead of booming…
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Nick's "NFTs = Non-Fungible Turds" joke about how gut health is important…
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Jason's joke about the shelf-life of NFL running backs while talking about the passing of Cowboys running back Marion Barber passing away?
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Jason reading his Bud Light endorsement copy verbatim, including the part in parenthesis that is not intended to be read?
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https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/joke-court-10
Dear Redacted
Here’s a classic “old man yells at clouds” moment. Listen up world, Nick has Google Fiber! Oh yeah, high speeds and… ads? Stop advertising Google Fiber to Nick, he already pays for it!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-33
The Morning X Game Room Podcast
We talk about Emily getting ghosted by MGK and play a round of our Apple Music Game.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/morning-x-game-room-just-chillin-yall-1
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
Push Jason’s Buttons Here
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
Can Bumblito get a job? More importantly, can he keep a job? Jason’s girlfriend recently rejected the idea of her 14-year-old son getting a job despite his wishes. Jason wants an excuse to get rid of him for the summer but wants to know if that is even possible. Are 14-year-olds allowed to get a job and is anyone out there willing to hire him? Please help Jason so that he can have a Bumblito-free summer.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
You might need some TP for your bunghole because, have you heard the news?! There’s a new Beavis and Butt-Head movie!
Speaking of TP for your bunghole… Eleven from Stranger things might need to borrow some after this video…
This guy gets it!
Next up, we are stupid and Emily still can’t spell bologna. (Emily here, I literally had to spell-check that word just now)
America you suck at spelling. https://t.co/Dx0tu6Fvlg
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And finally, happy bday McLovin!
As always, we must celebrate McLovin day. https://t.co/2S6vhfHmjx
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) June 3, 2022
