According to multiple articles on the Internet, the Dad-Bod is the new thing. That’s right, your father is an America Sex Symbol. Who knew being mildly out of shape and aging was sexy? This is excellent news for yours truly. My lust for IPA’s, lack of a razor and utter laziness have crafted the perfect Dad Bod. Move over Brad Pitt! CJ Morgan is in the house.
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