Shelter in Place but do it safe! Staying at home all the time can drive one crazy and we’re probably all going to start doing a lot of things purely out of boredom – which is okay – just be safe. A nurse friend of mine said the hospitals are packed and getting an uptick in random cases that they shouldn’t.
Here are 13 Shelter In Place Activities to Avoid For Your Own Safety:
1) Clean the gutter using your busted ass backyard wrestling ladder
2) Ride your bike with no hands
3) Fix the the garbage disposal
4) Teach your dog how to drive
5) Start shit with a neighbor
6) Climb a tree to pull down those Christmas lights
7) Snort a line of pollen
8) Kiss your crush
9) Any kind of butt stuff you’ve never safely done before (not kink shaming this is literally a problem right now)
10) Cuddle your roomate’s man
