Deb doesn’t know when Blue’s actual birthday is because he is a rescue, so she chose Juneteenth to be his birthday. Deb is going to throw a party for him today and he will get to eat whatever he wants. Happy twelfth birthday Boy Blue!
JASON WEARS CROCS
If you saw the pictures form Jason’s Las Vegas vacation, you probably saw the giant sandals sticking out of Jason’s backpack. It turns out Jason bought those especially for his Las Vegas trip because he needed some new sandals. When you’re GD monster sized like Jason is, it can be hard to find shoes in a large enough size. Unfortunately, the only thing he could find was a pair of croc sandals. Jason was hoping that nobody would notice, but as soon as he posted a picture of them, people immediately busted him for his terrible choice in footwear. He had much angst about them, as he should for wearing crocs.
AUSTIN SOUTH TERMINAL
Coming back from his Las Vegas trip, Jason landed at the new south terminal at Austin Bergstrom International Airport. He was flying back on Allegiant and it was his first time to the land there. It was a little bit weird because he walked outside and there weren’t any people like there usually are at the main terminal. It was like something out of a sci-fi movie, but it was cool feeling like a celebrity coming out of a private terminal.
DEB’S DIARY
Deb is a hot British chick living in Austin. We don’t know what that’s like, but we want to know. That is why we do the Deb’s diary. While we were out, Deb stumbled across a video of a raccoon that climbed up a 25 story building that sent her down a raccoon wormhole. She discovered that a raccoon penis has bones in it, and apparently people collect them. Some moonshiners even use them as part of their still. We also discovered that it is not only raccoons, but many other mammals have bones in their penises such as hedgehogs, bears and even dogs. Blue has a penis bone? Who knew!
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Picker Joe’s Antique Mall & Vintage Market in Savannah, Georgia to see if it would be a good place to check out on a RV cross country journey. The Picker Joe’s employee informed Deb the store was over 10,000 square feet and people have looked around for so long they took lunch breaks. He was super helpful and even recommended a good place to eat nearby, but he did not have any love for Deb today.
LET’S TALK TALKIES
If you go to IMBD and look up actors or actresses it will tell you the top three movies or TV shows that person is known for. Producer Nick reads the list of the top three then Jason and Deb will buzz in if they think they know the correct answer. Jason got the first one right knowing Marc Walberg was in The Departed and The Fighter. Deb came right back knowing Zoe Saldana was in Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy and Star Trek. Jason managed to retake the lead despite guessing Outbreak and Meet the Fockers, after getting Dustin Hoffman right on just Rain Man. It’s called the Graduate Dickman. Deb managed to tie it up in the last one, getting Eddie Murphy right, but in the end Jason took home the victory by being the first one to jump in with Julia Roberts for Pretty Woman.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN JASON DICK
Every day we let a listener challenge Jason in a trivia topic of their choice to see if they can outsmart the self-proclaimed smartest person you know. Jordan was today’s contestant and he chose the category famous cyborgs in TV and movies. Jordan started off the game strong, but had to pass on guessing the name of the character who plays Robocop. He redeemed himself by knowing The Borg were from Star Trek. Jason got off to a rough start. He guessed Steven Austin’s nickname was the million dollar man and was not able to answer a single question correctly. With a final score of two to zero, Jordan won the game!
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF
Every day of the week we are giving out better and better tickets to Panic! At The Disco. To commemorate the occasion we did Does Deb Know Stuff about whether that super long song title is Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, or other. The listener knew that Deb knew If I Told You This Was Killing Me Would You Stop was by Juliana Theory. And she also knew that A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me” was by Fall Out Boy. This meat that we really didn’t have to play Panic! At The Disco’s Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off but Jason did anyways.
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