And That’s How Radio Throws A Christmas Party

Once upon a time Emmis Austin Radio was known for having the best Christmas celebrations. As Emmis Radio veterans, Jason and Deb have seen the Christmas cheer decline, and this year’s party in the office conference room just isn’t going to cut it. From $500 bonuses, fancy dinners, a Christmas night on the town to a mid-week holiday office party, Jason and Deb would just like a little more effort if they’re expected them to go. Jason is usually busy with football Sunday’s when holiday party time arrives, but Deb usually goes and has had a great time in the past.

The watch awards seem pretty cool, and although prizes, fun and a holiday feast sounds tempting, it’s mid-day on a Wednesday so there will obviously be no holiday booze. On top of minimizing radio holiday festivities, only employees are aloud. So unfortunately, they’ll be no fun date-juggling at the radio Christmas party story from Deb this year. If you are having a cool, or open bar holiday party and want to invite local celebrity radio personalities, feel free to get at us.

RADIO EMPLOYEES OR A CHRSITMAS PARTY: SUPER BOSS DECIDES

After discussing their lack of enthusiasm for this year’s office Christmas Party, Jason and Deb called Super Boss into the studio to find out who was in charge of the party planning committee.

Although they both appreciate the free lunch, they wanted to know why this year’s party won’t include a night out on the town nor free alcohol. Super Boss didn’t one-hundred percent deny there will be no free alcohol, but he did clarify that they used the Christmas party budget to give people raises. (Or they wanted to prevent an HR lawsuit after Deb’s actions at last year’s party at The Goodnight)

For everyone who was worried, you can all relax because the super boss confirmed, radio is okay. And after some persuasion, as a stop on the Jason and Deb Holiday Party Tour, you’re all invited to the Super Boss’s swanky soiree. Maybe.

DEB’S DIARY

Dear Diary, Deb already owns a couple of spandex bras and leggings, but lately Spanx ads have been invading her timeline. Again, those social media ads got the best of Deb, because she just had to invest in three new plain and camo design leggings to add to the collection.

In case you are wondering, there are many categories when it comes to lady leggings. Some are fancy, and some are great for workouts, but they’re all fantastic at sucking everything in.

People may judge a lady’s love for spandex, but they’re comfy, don’t make your back fat stick out and they even come in jean! To clarify, faux-jean spandex with elastic support and a feature designed to tuck in your tummy, is not mom jeans. These have pockets.

On top of their special form-shaping abilities, they provide maximum comfort. Also, with Deb having a lot of visitors over lately, she can look nice, presentable and all grown up with the coziness of her Spanx leggings.

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called a House Of Holiday in Queens, NY to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Since this will be George O’Keefe’s first Christmas, and Deb will be spending the holidays at home for the first time in a while, she wanted some advice on cat-proof ornaments. This I Love You Call came with a lot of pressure since Jason promised a special celebration song if she got an I Love You Too. Luckily for Deb, House Of Holiday had the best tips for a cat’s first Christmas. They also clarified that all Deb needed to do was wait to put her ornaments. Well, Christmas must have come early because Deb got some expert tips and an I Love You Too.

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s Australian slang words trivia. 

$7 Worth Of Hoobastank- Listen and play along to today’s Set List Game. 

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s Nathan Peterman futility trivia. 

NEWS

Superhero of Marvel comics Stan Lee is dead at 95.

What was your favorite Stan Lee cameo?

See the full Stan Lee cameo compilation below.

After a year-long search, Amazon picks New York and Northern Virginia for its new headquarters.

The new Seinfeld-themed metal band ‘Grindfeld’ announces its debut EP.

SPORTS

In what Jason deemed to be the greatest NFL game ever, the New York Giants won twenty-seven to twenty-three against the San Francisco 49ers.

In Longhorns basketball, Texas took a sixty-five over fifty-five win over the Louisiana-Monroe.

The Golden State Warriors offer one-hundred dollar monthly passes… with no view of court.

Ending one of NFL’s most infamous Quarterback contracts, Nathan Peterman was cut by the Buffalo Bills.

Check out the video of Steven A. Smith, aka the Deb O’Keefe of TV, express his delight for the Jimmy Butler trade from the Minnesota Timberwolves.

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