Jason’s girlfriend is out of town for the weekend which means he’s watching her kid solo for the first time. Luckily, the pantry is stocked with tortillas again, so there’s no chance of Bumblito starving to death, but Jason still needs some help from you parents. He’s hosting the 101X Austin FC Watch Party at Moontower Saloon on Saturday, and wants to know if it’s acceptable to drag Bumblito along? Surely there are laws against such things, right? Help us parents!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/what-are-the-rules-for-taking-bumblito-to-a-bar
Rainy Day Boobs
Nick’s got a hot date to hang out with a female friend at her pool this afternoon. Only problem is all those rain clounds in the forecast. Nick’s not quite sure who to yell at, but SOMEBODY is going to get it good if Nick’s to see some pool boobs gets washed out!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dear-redacted-14
DDLP
Every Friday we’re blessed with the chance to talk with Fox 7’s very own Dennis De La Pena and mooch off his journalistic integrity. In honor of the Dallas Cowboys’ lackluster performance against the Pittsburgh Steelers, we grilled Dennis on whether the Boys are going to go 9-8 or 8-9.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/dennis-de-la-pena-is-ready-for-some-football
Tarantino Vs Deadpool
Which impossible movie would you rather watch? A Quentin Tarantino reboot of Rambo with Adam Driver, or a Deadpool film where he teams up with the hunter that killed Bambi’s mom?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/tarantino-vs-deadpool
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
If you missed it yesterday, we discussed more on how Jason has no idea what to do with Bumblito.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
The internet is apparently freaking out over Kanye West’s bulge, so here you go?
https://twitter.com/hxrrythfc/status/1423321860880617472?s=20
A classic “wait for it”.
https://www.tiktok.com/@emmakeanehaha/video/6990572761714412805
And finally, anyone else think this monkey looks like a child in a costume?
