THAT GUY
Hey, Can I Bring Seven People To Your Pool Party Guy, don’t be That Guy. Jason is planning to have a pool party this Saturday, and That Guy asked if he could roll seven deep if the group was “mostly females”. Jason knows that doesn’t necessarily mean it will even the female to male ratio. Of course Jason said its fine, but the same day another competing That Guy asked if “there was going to be a bunch of dudes there”. If you text Jason, his overall answer will be if you’re invited, bring whoever you want. Mom, kids and dogs you are all invited to the naked dude pool.
Who else is excited for @jasondick101x‘s pool party this weekend? pic.twitter.com/WXo38XRHR6
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) May 22, 2019
TALES OF GLUTTONY
Every now and then, Jason might go get a pizza before another pizza or buy a movie ticket just to enjoy some movie theatre popcorn. This tale of gluttony seems normal compared to those instances, but he Jason definitely won’t shave off that quarter of an inch if he keeps up these gluttonous activities. After softball, Jason went to Popeye’s for two-piece Tuesdays to “carb load”. Jason wanted a lemonade because he thought it would be the healthiest option. Normally calories don’t influence his decisions, but their eight-piece chicken meal was 1860 calories, and apparently the lemonade is 1660 calories. Maybe it’s a mistake, but of course Jason just had to give it a try, and if you were wondering it was just regular ol’ lemonade.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Caserta Pizzeria in Providence, RI to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. With her mind on Taco Deli, Deb asked if they had breakfast tacos, but if you couldn’t tell by the name Caserta Pizzeria sells pizza. Deb then asked about those famous Rhode Island pizza strips, and they had plenty pizza and sauce for Deb to try but only by the box. Turns out, Caserta Pizzeria was all out of slices of love for Deb as well because she got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s which product is that slogan for trivia on the 6AM podcast.
You Auto Complete Me- Play along and listen to today’s Google Game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s how many calories does that fast food thing have on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
A guy in China recently woke up after a night of heavy drinking and found someone chopped off his penis.
Buzzfeed put together a list of the snack foods popular by state.
Apparently a Reddit forum helped bookies predict the ‘Game of Thrones’ season finale. Warning: article contains spoilers.
Packers’ Aaron Rodgers slams the ‘Game of Thrones’ ending despite having a cameo in the second to last episode.
Warning: article also ontains spoilers.
SPORTS
Kevin Durant claps back at a Warriors fan on Instagram after the Game 3 win.
https://twitter.com/PrimeNickKerr/status/1129961380000362496
St. Louis Blues to face Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup finals.
The Bills let another player wear O.J. Simpson’s number thirty-two jersey for first time in forty-two years.
Draymond Green reportedly gave up Cheetos, snickers, wine and tequila to lose weight for this season.
JJ Watt stars in a mock ad to ‘endorse’ potato chips from a student’s class project.
Haha that’s awesome. Had a couple extra minutes during lunch break today, so I figured maybe this would help boost his grade on the project. I also brought on a second endorser, but we need to work on his script a bit
Haha that’s awesome. Had a couple extra minutes during lunch break today, so I figured maybe this would help boost his grade on the project. I also brought on a second endorser, but we need to work on his script a bit
