Deb’s San Antonio guy can’t help online shopping, even when he’s in Hawaii. He wanted to spend his FSA money at a chiropractor but couldn’t get a hold of them. So instead, he went to the FSA website and bought a bunch of approved items to hopefully heal all of his dodgy body parts! Deb is excited because she has a makeshift spa at her house now! Thanks, San Antonio guy and unused FSA funds!
Deb’s Hawaii Trip
Deb and San Antonio guy also went to Hawaii for the holidays and had a great time! It was their first time they had ever been to Hawaii and it did not disappoint. Well, the only disappointing thing was the Luau they went to, but other than that, it was everything they had dreamed of! They rented a car and were surprised with a Porsche! Part of their Hawaii adventures included waking up at 3 am to ride bikes down a mountain at sunrise and a few hikes. They even met up with Jason for a beach day!
Jason’s Big Mistake
Before he went to Hawaii Jason pulled some rich A-hole moves and went to both Las Vegas and Los Angeles. Bumblina came to visit him in LA. They checked into the hotel very early in the morning and immediately they got down to business. The sexy business of course! Midway through Jason realized that football was starting and he hadn’t checked his fantasy football teams yet. Jason had a lot at stake because he was in two fantasy football championships. Mid intercourse Jason had some internal conflict of if he should lie and make up an excuse to stop or tell the truth of why he needed to stop to check his phone. Ultimately he told the truth and said: “darling, I’m sorry but I need to stop to check my fantasy football teams.” Luckily Bumblina was only a little upset and they’re still together so you live and you learn, Jason!
What should Jason have done when he realized he needed to set his fantasy football lineups in the middle of getting intimate with his Bumblina?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) January 7, 2020
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