Deb’s friend Sam told her that a local supermarket was going out of business and that everything was 70% off! Naturally, Deb wanted in. Look at how much random stuff Deb got!! Also, she got a little psycho, so it’s good that the store is finally closed and she can’t bargain shop anymore!
End of Summer Pool Party
Over the weekend to celebrate with friends, Jason had a pool party and it was a fun and jager fueled time.
I Love You Call
Today we called Swimsuit Station in New Jersey to see if Deb could find a new swimsuit that was nip slip proof. She had many wardrobe malfunctions at Jason’s pool party and wanted to find a more conservative suit. The woman was very understanding and gave Deb some of the options they had but in the end didn’t slip Deb an “I Love You.” Buttslammed.
News
Today is known as “Telephone Tuesday” where businesses recieve the most inbound calls than any other day of the year.
A teenager went blind from his poor diet of pringles, white bread and ham.
New Texas laws went into effect at the beginning of this month, one of them makes sending unsolicited dick pics illegal.
Many people—especially women—get unwanted sexually explicit pictures by text or social media.
It’s disgusting.
Now, it’s illegal in Texas. #txlege pic.twitter.com/Uga0QL4FbL
— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) August 23, 2019
Many people—especially women—get unwanted sexually explicit pictures by text or social media.
It’s disgusting.
Now, it’s illegal in Texas. #txlege pic.twitter.com/Uga0QL4FbL
— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) August 23, 2019