Deb Didn’t Even Notice My Shirt

October 26, 2018
1:54 pm
Morning X Blogs

Three hours into the show later, and Deb didn’t even comment on Jason’s shirt. Surprisingly, Jason decided to give Deb a pass after she admitted she was tired and didn’t get much sleep during C Of the Week. Regardless, Deb just thought Jason was wearing a shirt of a mouse sitting on a crescent moon.

One day during the show, while Jason was scrolling down Facebook he came across a sponsored ad for the perfect BoJack Horseman shirt and just had to get it. He set his laptop aside and tried to come back to purchase the legendary shirt, but unfortunately the feed refreshed and the ad was gone. He vigorously searched the web and tried everything, but for a moment he thought the shirt was gone forever. Usually when he makes a purchase he can’t avoid more ads for the already-bought product, so he couldn’t figure out why this one wouldn’t pop back up.

Weeks later when he pretty much forgot about it, there it was! It may have been a kind of black market print shop, but he got his Nike-BoJack-ish shirt and debuted it to the world today.

C OF THE WEEK

Every Friday Deb picks out someone or something to be her C Of The Week. Sometimes it’s a jovial C and sometimes it’s a legitimate C. Some of you may have noticed that Deb has been a bit quiet today, but today is just one of those days. First, due to the boil notice there is no coffee at the station, but overall Deb is just tired because Blue kept her up all night.

Last night, Blue boy just couldn’t make up his mind, but Deb could tell it’s because he was uncomfortable. Also, since he has been sick, he has been losing weight. This caused his chains to loosen up and increased the chiming sounds as he wanders around. With tending to Blue, the lack of water to do dishes or wash laundry, Deb doesn’t want to blame ol’ Blue boy but she is barely holding it together.

Dear Blue Boy, your Mum loves you, but would like for you to please stop waking her up throughout the night. Last week, the C Of The Week was for Blue, but Blue is this week’s C of the week.

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Nintendo NY in New York, NY to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. After learning about Red Dead Redemption Two and how it’s such a big deal earlier, Deb called to learn more. Unfortunately you can’t even play the viral game on a Nintendo console, but Nintendo NY was happy to tell Deb all about it. They said the game was excellent, just a little violent, but Deb when clarified it was like a western Grand Theft Auto where you, “kick people of horses instead of slapping bitches and hoes” they were on the same page. Although Nintendo NY was willing to explain all about the game, they had no love for Deb today and she was butt slammed.

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GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s celebrities who played football trivia.

How Much- Listen and play along with today’s Celebrity Net Worth Game.

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s who are the Longhorns playing this weekend trivia.

NEWS

FandangoNow released the top ten most popular movies to watch on Halloween, Tyler, the Creator says he fell asleep at the wheel of his Tesla, and Louis C.K. gets support from Chris Rock at his latest stand-up gig.

SPORTS

The Houston Texans beat the Miami Dolphins forty-two to twenty-three, and Los Angeles Lakers won one-hundred and twenty-one to one-hundred and fourteen against the Denver Nuggets.

Post-Lebron James era, the Cleveland Cavaliers fell zero to five with their lost against the Detroit Pistons, and Cavaliers tickets are selling for as low as two dollars.