It is exciting times in the Deb O’Keefe household, after lots of planning it’s finally time to start ripping out all her old appliances and cabinets to make room for her fancy new ones. Now the old stuff is still perfectly usable, and Deb would rather they not go to waste, if it can be avoided. A listener informed us Habitat For Humanity will take them, but they won’t come pick them up. They’ll only take stuff like that if you drop it off, and aint nobody got time for that. If any of you guys know of some place that will come pick up old kitchen cabinets and appliances and find good homes for them, let us know.
Otherwise they’re going to get smashed like Deb’s microwave.
A Quickie Who’s The A-Hole
While we’re on the subject of kitchens and destruction, Deb managed to stab herself with her own knife again. Literally this time. She and her San Antonio Guy were grilling up some dinner the other night, and while Deb was cutting some avocados, she accidentally cut the inside of her lip after licking the avocado residue from the knife. Of course Deb used this opportunity to freak out her boyfriend by threatening him with a bloody kiss, but after a while the cut really started to sting. Apparently SA Guy recently had Deb’s knives sharpened, and she hasn’t gotten used to the idea that they’re now too sharp to do things like lick avocado off them. So is this just a sign of Deb’s dullardry or is her guy the A-Hole for sharpening her knives?
I Love You Call
Today we called Dogs And Cats Rule, a pet supply store in Pennsylvania, to see if they had any nice winter clothes for Deb’s dog Alfie. Being a French Bulldog Alfie is all about being fashionable. He obviously needs something to wear with his bowtie collar. Turns out not only do they have the finest winter coats for pets, but they also had plenty of love for Deb too. Yay!
Jason’s Rotten Tomatoes Theory
If you missed it yesterday, Jason went on a small rant about how the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is not as valid as the critics score. Today, we played a round of How Do You Like Them Tomatoes using The Shining, Scarface, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Fight Club, and Back To The Future 2, and coincidentally all of them had significantly higher audience scores than critics scores. Not that there’s a theme or anything. Everyone knows the Rotten Tomatoes game doesn’t do themes.
Beverly Hills 90210 Reunion?
It looks like most of the cast of the original Beverly Hills 90210 is down to do a reunion show for Fox. They would do it Seinfeld-style where the cast would play “heightened” versions of themselves trying to pitch a reunion show. Unfortunately the news broke right before Luke Perry suffered a massive stroke, so that will probably complicate matters.
Johnny Football Drama
Johnny Manziel is back in the news, after doing something to get his contract voided with the Canadian Football League. Details are fuzzy on what the exact nature of the violation was, but hopefully it was nothing terrible.
