For Deb’s birthday festivities, she started off the weekend by taking a couple of friends for a workout and therapy at NeuFit with some drinks from Mighty Swell. The group varied from muscle-head to ‘does he even workout?’, and it was definitely a sight to see, because Deb’s abs are still sore from laughing so much.
On Saturday, Deb woke up bright and early to tailgate and even got a longhorns top like she promised she would if she got tickets to the game. Thanks to her friend Randy for the fancy wristband, Z Tejas grub and tailgate cocktails. The weather was perfect, the floor was bearable, and on top of tailgating Deb went to the game.
Although it was tempting, there was no banister sliding and Deb’s horns were facing up in all of her pics. Deb thought the best part was the up close and personal front-row view and watching the boys work out. She even graded some butts, gave the top award to the Australian kicker with the long last name, and fell in love with a mystery coach with the baseball cap, nice guns and salt and pepper beard.
Mid wine and snacks, Deb had to zoom out of the stadium in the third quarter. Although those odds were good for the Longhorns as they took the lead and won after Deb coincidently left, what was the emergency text all about?
WHAT WAS THE MYSTERY EMERGENCY TEXT?
Deb’s birthday weekend was so crazy, it needed a part one and two.
As Deb was enjoying game butts, eating peanuts and drinking wine in part one, she got an emergency text from her neighbor saying they saw two kittens under her car while driving by.
Deb remembered she left a window open at the house, and somehow George must have gotten out. When she got to the house there was George under her car, with another stranger car. The kitten was tiny, even smaller than George, and as soon as Deb tried to get them they took off. Deb was able to grab George, but the kitten crawled back underneath Deb’s car. She tried to trick, lure and even consult professional help to get the stray cat out, but she had no luck.
Sunday, Deb continued her birthday plans with a brunch at Z Tejas, but was still worried about getting that cat from underneath her car. Later that night, she slid underneath her car garage mechanic style, saw the kitten in some tubes, grabbed his tale and finally got him out.
Deb got the cat, but he got her back. Who could have known a kitten that size could do so much damage? After a weekend game of catch the cat, he still managed to get away. Overall George’s strange friend is safe and not stuck in the car now, and Deb’s two-part birthday weekend was a blast.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was Gabriel, and he started off his weekend with boxing and brews with the boys, on Saturday he had an adventure on some ‘psychedelic mushrooms’ and did yoga, then he caught up on homework, some football and called him mom on Sunday.
Jason started off his weekend by staying home to watch some TV and caught the senatorial debate Friday, (and he was notably impressed by Beto’s performance) then on Saturday, he test drove a Tesla, looked at some tiny houses then tailgated, and to finish off his weekend Sunday was of course, dedicated to football.
Listeners called in and unanimously voted for ‘mushroom boy’. Even Jason agreed Gabriel seems like a cool guy, so mushroom man, you are mas macho.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Sugar Sweet Sunshine in New York, New York so Deb could get herself a birthday cake, since Jason didn’t get her one. Deb asked if they had any pre made cakes for pick up, and Sugar Sweet Sunshine had plenty individual size cakes with a variety of different flavors. Deb couldn’t decide between all the wonderful flavors, so she said she’ll just stop by to a take a look. Unfortunately even on her cake day, Sugar Sweet Sunshine had no love for Deb today.
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GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s trivia about acronyms.
Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Today’s ‘what had happened was’, trivia was all about week three in the NFL. Play along and listen to today’s game.
NEWS
A Colorado woman loses thirty-five thousand dollar life savings stored in freezer after Costco exchange, Party City is selling a ‘ghosted’ Halloween costume with unanswered texts on a white dress, a retailer drops sexy ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ costume following outcry, and eighteen million dollars-worth of cocaine was found in bananas given to a Texas prison.
Halloween is just right around the corner so we’re already talking about terrible costumes. The only thing worse than this “ghosted” costume has to be this controversial “sexy Handmaid’s Tale” costume. pic.twitter.com/j9NMwFlvvq
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) September 24, 2018
SPORTS
Dallas Cowboys lose thirteen to twenty-four against the Seattle Seahawks, the Houston Texans take a twenty-two to twenty-seven loss against the New York Giants, the Texas Longhorns beat the TCU Horned Frogs thirty-one to sixteen, and Tiger Woods wins the Tour Championship with his first tour win in five years.
Wow.
