There’s a reporter who claims that she has found a way to make every man obsessed with her. She calls it “sexy indifference”, which basically means that you live your relationship not caring about the outcome. Somehow if you don’t smell like desperation, people tend to like you! Emily claims that Nick has a hint of sexy indifference, do you think that’s true?
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/sexy-indifference
CJ Is Not The Rainey Street Ripper
Despite our attempt to make a fake rumor happen, CJ is in fact not involved with these unfortunate Lady Bird Lake deaths. But if you were on Rainey Street and you saw Nick put up these flyers around town… no you didn’t.
For the record, I no longer think @TheCJMorgan is the Rainey Street Ripper, but I did print off and distribute 500 flyers just in case. pic.twitter.com/5BuFwEzo50
— Mr. Beep Beep Boop Bop Bop (@Nickmouth) April 17, 2023
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/cj-probably-not-serial-killer
Emily’s Drunk Yoga Dream
Wake up Emily, you’re drunk! Wait no, you’re just asleep. Emily wanted to share the strange dream that she had last night. She dreamt that she accidentally got drunk at a yoga class. That begs the question, do these exist in real life? Maybe we just stumbled upon a million dollar idea!
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/drunk-yoga-dream
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To The Morning X With Nick And Emily
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play the Morning X). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
