Dreams, How Do The Work?

November 22, 2019
6:50 pm
Morning X Blogs

Last night Jason had a particularly crazy dream. He fell asleep watching Thursday Night Football and started dreaming about DeAndre Hopkins waving a thick wad of cash on the sidelines. According to Jason’s dream, Hopkins had the cash because he was going to celebrate the Texans’ win by going to Las Vegas and buying a bunch of pig testicles. Not to eat. Just to have. Sadly the dream never really explained what he was going to do with the pig testicles, because that’s when Jason woke up, but let us know if you have any theories. But, it did lead to Jason’s DQA, are you getting as restful of sleep when you are actively dreaming, as when you are not dreaming? By Jason’s logic, his brain should be doing nothing when it’s in maximum rest mode, not having crazy dreams about football players and pig testicles. Deb and Nick explained about how your most vivid dreams are when you’re in REM sleep and that’s actually when your brain is getting the most rest. But let us know if there are any actual sleep doctors out there who can explain how dreams work to Jason.

C Of The Week:

Regular listeners of the Jason and Deb show are probably aware of who Mojo is by now. He’s the son of one of Deb’s best friends and is the one in the drop we use about Jason being a mean guy. Spoiler alert, Mojo is not this week’s C of the Week, but he was there when Deb stumbled on the actual C of the Week. Mojo has reached that point in his educational career where he’s learning how to play songs on a recorder, and he asked Deb to see if she could figure out what songs he was playing. Mostly they were songs from nursery rhymes so it seemed pretty easy, but everytime Deb guessed one, Mojo told her she was wrong. It wasn’t until he told Deb that what she thought was “The Eyes Of Texas” was actually “I’ve Been Working On The Railroad”, that she figured out the problem. Turns out that many times, nursery rhymes rip off their melodies from other, lesser known, songs, and vice versa. Once again Deb is foiled by our stupid American versions of British songs.

Uber Eats Affluence:

Jason did it again. He paid $65 last night to Uber Eats Chinese food from Old Thousand to his house. It was three items, only one of which Jason would consider being an actual entrée and not an appetizer. Jason insisted the problem was the incredible mark-up restaurants put on food ordered through delivery apps, but Deb identified the real problem, Jason is too lazy to drive to whatever restaurant and pick up food. But before you worry about Jason becoming destitute from delivery fees, he made up for it last week by scoring a bonus order of fried pickles from the Alamo Drafthouse. So things are going to just fine on Affluence Hill.

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