Every Tuesday we explore Deb’s life in a segment called Deb’s Diary, and today it was all about her little French Bulldog, Alfie. Alfie is barely five months old, but evidence has surfaced that he might be growing up faster than Deb is ready for. Normally Alfie and Deb’s cat, George, are excellent playmates, but recently Alfie has started… trying to express his dominance. Yes, little Alfie has started humping Deb’s cat. Every experienced pet owner knows this is normal, and George doesn’t seem to mind. According to Deb, he just ignores it, but it made Deb wonder if getting Alfie neutered will help alleviate his urges. The internet says most French Bulldogs can get snipped at six months, but Deb’s not sure if she can wait another month. Enjoy ‘em while you got ‘em Alfie.
Who’s The A-Hole
Who’s The A-Hole is a fun segment we do occasionally, that is pretty self-explanatory. Believe it or not, today might just be one of those rare occasions where Jason is not the A-Hole, but we’ll let you guys decide. On Sunday Jason hosted a small gathering of friends to watch the Oscars, and as the Dickman is want to do, he found a way to incorporate gambling into the festivities. Check out the podcast if you want the full details on Jason’s game, but basically everyone had to throw ten bucks into the pool and the winner took all. Jason was flabbergasted by Producer Nick trying to pay with a twenty dollar bill torn in half. Nick’s defense was that it’s still legal tender and that he got the offending bill in question from when Deb paid him back for a small debt she had incurred. Thus Nick was simply paying it forward. Naturally Jason declared himself judge, jury and a-hole determiner and found Nick guilty on all counts.
Who Doesn’t Love A Good Ranking
If you’re a longtime listener you know that we love ranking things, especially if they’re something silly or frivolous. If you’re like us, then today was a good day. First our friends at Wallet Hub put together a list of the hardest working cities in the US. Our very own Austin, Texas came in at number 8, so way to represent ATX. Also some guy at Thrillist took it upon himself to rank the top 29 flavors of Lay’s potato chips. Spoiler alert, his number one chip was original flavor Lays. While we all were able to agree that was a horrific mistake, it did lead to a spirited debate about what flavor, and eventually, what kind of chip is the best. Are you into kettle chips like Deb or are you more of a Ruffles guy like Jason?
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Celebrity Body Parts
Details continue to emerge on the arrest of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft for solicitation of prostitution. If you want to know way more than you ever needed to about a billionaire’s penis, you can check out the police report below. You’ve been warned.
In much more fun news, the FCC has released some of the complaints they received about Adam Levine exposing his nipples during the Super Bowl Halftime Show. We highly recommend them.
Robert Kraft left the spa Jan. 19 in a 2014 white Bentley. He was driven. A Jupiter police officer stopped him afterward and ID’d him as Kraft via his MA driver’s license. pic.twitter.com/8czr3TjAEW
— Olivia Hitchcock (@ohitchcock) February 25, 2019
