Our new friend Emily is totally Celebrates Their Birthday Month Guy, and just turned 23 earlier this month. So naturally she tried to get in one last birthday celebration over the weekend with a group of her friends. Unfortunately, the server at the place they went to was convinced Emily’s friend was trying to use a fake id, and there was no convincing him otherwise.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emilys-fake-id-story
Jason Is A Dullard
Longtime fans of the show know that Jason likes to boast about how not only is smarter than you, he is smarter than everyone you know. He does it so often, we made it into a freaking game. So naturally when Jason does something only a dullard would do, we have to address it on the show. Like losing your golf shoes because you left them on top of your Tesla.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jason-is-a-dullard
Vouching For Nick
For those of you not following along at home (what’s wrong with you?), Nick’s roomlord finally pulled the plug on his cushy Mueller housing situation and Nick’s been looking for a new place. Good news, he finally found a new home! And much like everything else good in Nick’s life, he owes it all to the Dickman…
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/jason-vouches-for-nick
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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Daily Morale Boosters
SpongeBob fans rejoice, you’re only a month away from the Patrick spinoff!
RuPaul’s Drag Race fans rejoice, fan-favorite Nina West teamed up with Blue’s Clues for an animated pride parade.
It’s all fun and games until your wife absolutely hates parasailing.
This is as close to hockey content as we’re gonna get.
@bardown They had so much material 😭 #blues #stlouisblues #fyp (🎥: @masonlikesfnaf)
And finally, maybe Jason could take on a bear in the alley behind Lucky Lounge, but this lady would totally kick his ass.
https://twitter.com/9livesrock/status/1399599937697026052
