THAT GUY
Jason hates this guy, because deep down he knows they’re never going to change. Also, after going through the whole process of “I guess they’re just not that into me,” Jason got ghosted and let them break his heart yet again.
Remember when Jason’s lawn was so bad his neighbors asked him to mow it? Well, after breaking up with them for a task rabbit, he decided to take his lawn service back. With the large amount of rain recently, Jason’s lawn needed some assistance, but of course he started having the same issues with his lawn rebound. After promising to send their A time lawn guys, they no called- no showed for the third time. Jason hoped his gripe would add pressure, but Deb was right. Jason just needs to let go. “It’s complicated” guy, don’t be That Guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Pinch A Penny Pool Patio Spa in Tampa, FL to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if there was an alternative way to heat up a pool stuck at sixty-eight degrees, and all they could recommend was the old fashioned drain and fill up. On top of not having a sous vide type heater, Pinch A Penny Pool Patio Spa also didn’t have any love for Deb and she got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s famous cities that have caught on fire trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Don’t Butthurt Me Bro- Today’s Butthurt game decider was Jason’s Don’t A Girlfriend. Listen to today’s game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Play along and listen to today’s lottery trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
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A new study reveals sixteen percent of smokers have been high at work.
A new survey shows people no longer believe having one million dollars makes you rich.
‘Wheel of Fortune’ hostess Vanna White reveals the only argument she and Pat Sajak have ever had in 36 years was about hot dog condiments.
What is the most popular game show?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) May 15, 2019
SPORTS
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Brothers Seth Curry with the Blazers and the Warriors’ Steph Curry make NBA history in Western Conference finals.
The New Orleans Pelicans win the N.B.A. Draft Lottery’s number one pick.
Tiger Woods jabs at John Daly using a golf cart at PGA Championship saying he walked on a broken leg.
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