Jason was out today after a minor-fender bender. Don’t worry he’s fine, and more importantly, so is his Tesla. But don’t worry, that means we had plenty of room to learn more about our new friend, Noted Young Person Emily, such as she’s an avid cosplayer! Of course when you dress up like Link from Breath of the Wild on the gram you’re going to get some creepy dudes trying to slide into your DMs asking for sock pics. Feel free check out more of Emily’s cosplay, just don’t be gross guys!
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/hot-sock-action
Nick Sympathizes Assemble!
Nick made a huge announcement on today’s show and sadly it seems his days of living the Mueller high life are coming to an end. His roomlord is kicking his ass to the curb and he needs to find a new place to stay. Good news though, this means Nick has the opportunity of a life-time for one lucky listener. They just need to have a spare room and no concept of how high rent is in Austin these days. If that’s you, get at him!
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/who-wants-to-adopt-nick
The Fairy Incident
Luckily for Emily, her sock-loving IG fans don’t know that she also grew up going to Catholic school. She told us about the time she was bullied by a gang of schoolgirls, but apparently Emily gave as good as she got based on what it know known as “The Fairy Incident”.
https://omny.fm/shows/jason-dick-af/the-fairy-incident
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
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This Is Not Good Video
Emily brought us some authentic Wisconsin cheese to enjoy. The look on Jason’s face when he learned that cheese curds don’t come out of the cow deep fried is priceless.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Smashmouth is not afraid to come at you on Twitter with the intensity of a thousand suns. This time they’re busting on Blink 182’s Travis Barker.
not used to Travis Barker having a full time publcist(Kardashians) trying to keep him in the 24hour news cycle. Glad you got Kourtney a "lavish gift" for mothers day. lol
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 10, 2021
Have you ever been watching your favorite horror film, and thought, “I wish I could adopt Leatherface’s dog”? Well, do we have good news for you.
And finally, The Simpsons released their full Morrisey parody song, Everyone Is Horrid Except Me.
