THAT GUY
Jason and Nick had another awkward H-E-B encounter. Doesn’t Say Hi To You In Person Guy, don’t be That Guy. While Jason was checking out, he, of course, picked the slowest moving line and amongst the people in the rapid-fire line next to him, was Nick. Running into Nick wasn’t too awkward because they share the same local H-E-B. What made the situation odd was that Nick sent Jason a pic of himself standing in line instead of coming straight over. After sending Jason the picture knowing he hates off-guard pictures and taunting him for selecting the molasses line, of course, Nick enjoyed running into Jason. Although the Dickman usually prefers to be left alone, he said it, next time- just come and say hi. Don’t be That Guy.
KITCHEN BIDDING WARS
It’s an exciting time at the O’Keefe household! If you have been keeping up, Deb is remodeling her “trash kitchen” as she refers to it. Luckily, her expert remodeling team has been keeping her on track. Deb is all about bartering to get the best bargain, so she has an army helping her wheel and deal. It started off with just herself and her San Antonio guy, but now Deb’s friend Elias with the Build.com hook ups, and her other friend at the all things kitchen store are in on Deb’s game of beat the price. Deb has started an all-out bidding war.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Sugarman Candy in Miami, FL to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Sugarman Candy had all the retro candy Deb could dream of, and she even confirmed it’s just retro not old. Even after wishing them a happy early Valentine’s Day, Sugarman ironically must have been all out of sugar, because Deb got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s veggie talk tales trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Rotten Tomatoes Game- How do you like them tomatoes? Play along and listen to today’s Rotten Tomatoes Game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s is that movie about vampires, zombies or other trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
New reports reveal that the average driver wastes ninety-seven hours a year sitting in traffic.
Bill Cosby reportedly thinks prison is an ‘amazing experience’.
YouTube star Shane Dawson went to a Chuck E. Cheese to try and debunk the conspiracy theory they the restaurant reuses uneaten pizza.
See the video below. WARNING: it contains profanity.
News Bonus: If you didn’t catch the 2019 State of the Union Address, no worries. This bad lip reading video sums it all up.
SPORTS
Kyler Murray has created an NFL-MLB Bidding War.
In their debut, the AAF San Antonio Commanders won against the San Diego Fleet.
That’s going to hurt tomorrow.
Sacked.
