Emily recently snapped at her neighbors after their disgusting living space brought cockroaches into HER apartment. She told her landlord that they were the reason for the building’s cockroach infestation. She also told the entirety of Morning X’s listener base, which seems much worse to me, but nevertheless, she’s here with an update.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/if-i-wasnt-so-nice-emilys-neighbors
Nick’s Medicinal Use of Zelda
The new Zelda game has such a choking grasp on Nick’s life that it’s starting to help him beat some of his OTHER addictions. He’s started to stop smoking and, perhaps even more financially beneficial, he’s dropped his favorite time-slaying cash-stealing mind-manipulating mobile game.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/nicks-medicinal-zelda-addiction
Emily is a Wildfire Baby
Emily is finally being forward about something she’s been hiding for a long time… That makes it sound more sinister than it is, but she phrased it that way, for some reason. With the wildfires burning across Canada and pouring smoke into much of the Northeast, Emily reflects on how she herself was born right down the road from similar wildfires in Mexico.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/emily-is-a-wildfire-baby
Nick’s Foolproof Dating Strategy Guide
Following his recent involvement with a new lady friend, Nick found a survey of the most common relationship deal breakers. We hope he uses it as intended and not as a bucket list.
https://omny.fm/shows/morning-x/why-most-relationships-fail
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