This isn’t a Dumb Question Amnesty, more of a Dickman hot take, but is the impressiveness or “baddasiveness” of an engagement ring related to the durability of the relationship? Jason has friends that are recently engaged, and when discussing the size and salary rule, the groom to be’s eyes lit up in fear. If you don’t know, the rule of thumb for an engagement ring is three months’ salary. Jason thinks the salary to engagement rule is impractical, especially because a bride walking around with three months of his salary on her finger is just crazy. The moral of Jason’s life hack is that a ring is just to mark your territory and overall, the size too big or small determines the quality of your union. That’s Dickman logic.
THAT GUY
Hey, Can You Get Me Tickets To This… Oh You Got Them, I Can’t Go Guy, don’t be That Guy. This ticket request was specifically for Taking Back Sunday on Friday, and Jason’s friend, That Guy, reached out to him months ago, maybe even last year, to get his request in. Since the show is coming up, Jason walked all the way to the promotions department to ask for an embarrassing amount of tickets. When he got them, he texted his friend that he got his pair of tickets and he said he couldn’t go. Hey, Can You Get Me Tickets To This… Oh You Got Them, I Can’t Go Guy, you asked for the tickets! Don’t be That Guy.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Costume Jewelry Co in New York, NY to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had any jewelry that looked like an engagement ring so she could fool her classmates at a high school reunion. Even after hearing Deb’s dilemma, Costume Jewelry Co had no love for Deb and she got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s words that end in –ist trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Rotten Tomatoes Game- Play along and listen to today’s game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Warning: today’s game contained a lot of singing and bad accents. Listen to this morning’s Taking Back Sunday, Garth Brooks, or Counting Crows trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
A Florida man was arrested after he was found with ‘fake urine’ in a traffic crash that he says was used to ‘role play’ with his spouse.
Wendy Williams was rushed to the hospital intoxicated following the alleged birth of her husband’s mistress.
KFC will begin hosting cooking classes where their secret recipe will be revealed.
It’s time for the KFC Open Kitchen!
We’re opening the kitchens of 300 of our restaurants across the country. Giving you the chance to see if you have what it takes to make the Colonel’s iconic chicken.
Get your tickets here: https://t.co/0HFkM839Mu #KFCOpenKitchen pic.twitter.com/rB9LGUdWrc
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) March 13, 2019
SPORTS
The San Antonio Spurs were defeated 116- 125 by the Charlotte Hornets.
Hornets’ Tony Parker was out again for Sunday’s game against the Spurs.
Lonzo Ball gets his Big Baller Brand tattoo permanently covered up with new ink.
The 40-year-old neuropsychologist with the perfect March Madness bracket says his success was mostly luck.
What’s the secret to having a the perfect NCAA bracket?
Greg, a 40-year-old neuropsychologist, has perfect picks so far and says he got it by “watching a lot of Big 10 basketball…and a lot of luck.” pic.twitter.com/IxqbiK3J3M
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) March 26, 2019
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