After this weekend, Jason is now one-hundred percent a mullet man. Fourteen long months later of Deb accusing Jason of already having mullet-looking locks, Jason decided to make the big chop. Jason knew it was time for a change, so he decided to get creative before getting a real haircut. Mama Dick cut his hair Saturday using a Google tutorial, and he debuted it to the world for the first time on Sunday. When it was all done, he was feeling the new look and it actually turned out better than he expected.
The Dickman walked into work today with a hat covering his hair, but we all knew what happened this weekend. On top of a new do, he also decided to wear a cut off t-shirt and no socks to complete the look.
Overall, Jason says he is enjoying the change. Maybe a little too much if you ask Deb or Producer Nick. What do you think Jason’s next style will be? Also, will Jason Dick the mullet man reach his goal of keeping this hair cut until his labor day bash? Stay tuned.
Jason’s Mullet Debut
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was Grace, and this weekend she unclogged a septic tank by herself, got up on roof to cut tree limbs before they were switched out, and drank some beers while burning tree limbs during a burn ban. Such a rebel. Jason started off his weekend by gambling at the lodge, then he went to a Tokyo steakhouse in Round Rock, made fajitas and hosted two fantasy football drafts. Listeners called in to vote, and they said they are voting for Beto, oops, we mean Grace. Well done Grace the rebel.
GEORGE O’KEEFE TOOK A FIVE STAR POO
Deb planned to go visit her friend this weekend, so she wanted to bring along Blue and George to meet everyone. Before the Uber arrived, Deb called to make sure it was okay the boys came along, but the Uber driver was more than happy to take the O’Keefe crew to their destination. Blue greeted the Uber driver, then went to his favorite corner in the car. George came along in his kennel as well, but he was anxious since he had only ever been on two car rides. Deb could sense that something was wrong, so she checked on George and he was indeed nervous because he let out a huge dump. Luckily, Deb was prepared, and the poo who was only in the Kennel, but the smell left behind was so rancid they left windows down on the remainder of the drive. After being so accommodating to Deb and crew, she of course gave the Uber five dollars and a fat tip. Although, based on the smell of George’s poo, we hope he rated Deb the same.
DEB GOT BUMBLE DUMPED
As you may know, Deb was on the hunt for her Police Man prince charming, but this fairytale came to an end when the website she was using to meet single officials tried to charge her. She got back on ol’ faithful Tinder and Bumble, and immediately had some potential matched on Bumble. So, she matched and went on a date with a cool guy, but he ended up being a little much. While she was trying to spend quality time at her friend’s house, he kept messaging her and getting upset with her response rate. Deb even tried to make an effort by moving the conversation over to text, but after multiple texts and a harsh paragraph later, Deb knew he was serious. After she tried to send photos to prove she was just occupied at the moment, Bumble boy insulted Deb’s level of engagement in her communication and she got unmatched and Bumble dumped.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Helmet Hairworx salon in Atlanta, GA to see if they had any stylists that were able to cut a mullet. After the receptionist scrambled to find the one stylist that was able to cut a mullet, Deb said she would be in soon for a consultation. Unfortunately, Helmet Hairwox salon only responded back “You too” to Deb saying having a nice day. They had no love for Deb today.
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